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Bacon Air Freshener

Bacon Air Freshener

FILL ANY SPACE WITH THE SIZZLING SCENT OF BACONThis unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way ..

$5.95

Bacon Bandages

Bacon Bandages

Discover the healing power of bacon!There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Banda..

$8.95

Bacon Bits Mints

Bacon Bits Mints

Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavo..

$6.95

Bacon Candy

Bacon Candy

Old fashioned candy with a tasty difference These red and white striped hard candies look just like ..

$9.95

Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..

$6.95

Bacon Gumballs

Bacon Gumballs

Enjoy the taste of bacon anytime with Bacon GumballsYes, we've gone overboard with the "bacon" thing..

$7.95

Bacon Jelly Beans

Bacon Jelly Beans

Now you can eat bacon for dessert!It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in eac..

$9.95

Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm

Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of baconEvery time you eat bacon don't you wish y..

$4.95

Bacon Soap

Bacon Soap

Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon SoapIt's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of b..

$10.95

Bacon Toothpaste

Bacon Toothpaste

The toothpaste that makes your breath bacon freshBrushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is ..

$7.95

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..

$12.95

Cherry Jelly Beans

Cherry Jelly Beans

Try as we might, we can't decide what we like best about these Cherry Jelly Beans. Is it the cool, r..

$6.95

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas comes but once a year, so you probably don't want to commit to a permanent tattoo. Once yo..

$7.95

Classic Disguise Glasses

Classic Disguise Glasses

This Classic Disguise, with black furry eyebrows and mustache, will give you a whole new look, unles..

$4.95

Cupcake Lip Balm

Cupcake Lip Balm

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about? Cupcakes, of course! Each tube o..

$4.95

Cupcake Toothpaste

Cupcake Toothpaste

Brushing your teeth with real frosting kind of defeats the purpose, but with this Cupcake Toothpaste..

$7.95

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..

$7.95

Exploding Cinnamon Candy

Exploding Cinnamon Candy

Candy of the darnedNot only does this cursed candy crackle in your mouth, it's got a powerful punch ..

$4.95

Eyeball Lunch Bag

Eyeball Lunch Bag

I think your lunch is staring at meOne quality of great fashion is that you can't stop looking at it..

$26.95

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..

$10.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.25

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..

$8.95

Girl Squirrel Underpants

Girl Squirrel Underpants

The crusade to clothe the squirrels continues! Our regular Squirrel Underpants have done wonders to ..

$7.95

Gnarly Teeth

Gnarly Teeth

Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..

$12.95

Gravy Candy

Gravy Candy

Everybody loves gravy and everybody loves candy; that means Gravy Candy has to be an instant hit! Wi..

$9.95

Green Tea Mints

Green Tea Mints

Green tea has been enjoyed as a delicious beverage for thousands of years, but these days it's not a..

$4.95

Grump Notebooks

Grump Notebooks

The perfect spot to record every crabby contemplationNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we tho..

$11.95

Hand Soap

Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4" long, hand-shaped soa..

$12.95

Hipster Mustache

Hipster Mustache

You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is ..

$6.95

Hypno Glasses

Hypno Glasses

You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you bu..

$12.95

Inflatable Toast

Inflatable Toast

Inflatable toast is easily transportable and has no crumbsToast is great, but it's hard to keep in y..

$7.95

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey

The beauty of a roast turkey without any time in the kitchenThis Inflatable Turkey looks so deliciou..

$17.95

Introvert Notebooks

Introvert Notebooks

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..

$11.95

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..

$12.95

Last Supper Placemats

Last Supper Placemats

Put down one of these Last Supper Paper Placemats the next time you're having friends over for loave..

$9.95

Lucky Mojo Ginger Candy

Lucky Mojo Ginger Candy

This is the most allegedly powerful candy ever created! There are 2.5 oz. (72 g) of individually wra..

$9.95

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..

$19.95

Metal TV Dinner Tray

Metal TV Dinner Tray

Whether you're hosting a party, attending game night, or simply serving up dinner, this printed meta..

$9.95

Mustache for Girls

Mustache for Girls

Everyone loves a mustache, but why do boys get to have all the fun? This set of seven stylish mustac..

$7.95

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Who hasn’t looked at a pile of neatly sliced lunch meat and thought to themselves, “I’d like to rest..

$21.95

Pickle Bandages

Pickle Bandages

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fi..

$8.95

Pickle Mints

Pickle Mints

The bold flavor of a crisp dill pickle packed into a tiny mintPickles have been popular for hundreds..

$6.95

Plastic Hut

Plastic Hut

A RETURN OF A CLASSIC!You get 35 pieces including a plastic hut with a removable roof and a mix of p..

$7.95

Popcorn Jelly Beans

Popcorn Jelly Beans

Buttered popcorn is great, but haven't you always secretly wished that it was harder, sweeter and co..

$8.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$7.95

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic R..

$44.95

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen ..

$8.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$5.95

Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

Friends, Romans, countrymen, moisten your lipsTo be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the questi..

$12.95

Smoking Donkey

Smoking Donkey

Store your favorite smokes in this donkey's packStore your favorite smokes in this donkey's pack and..

$16.95

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Th..

$5.95

Super Awesome Trading Cards

Super Awesome Trading Cards

Yeah, those Mork & Mindy cards you have in a shoebox at your mom’s house are pretty awesome, but..

$2.95

Switchblade Mustache Comb

Switchblade Mustache Comb

It's a sad, but true, fact that many young boys will one day experiment with facial hair. Regrettabl..

$9.95

Tattoo Party Tin

Tattoo Party Tin

Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, it’s..

$12.95

Tiki Mugs

Tiki Mugs

Lounge lizards love these Tiki Mugs!Now you can look cool even when you're drinking Kool Aid! This s..

$46.95

Tongue Scraper

Tongue Scraper

Is this the world's best stocking stuffer? Of course it is, it says so right on the package. This is..

$2.95

Trick of the Day

Trick of the Day

Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..

$19.95

Vegetable Candy

Vegetable Candy

The next time some nutrition-loving Goody Two-Shoes tries to tell you to eat your vegetables, you ca..

$9.95

Wasabi Candy

Wasabi Candy

Be grateful we don't have sushi candyWasabi looks a lot like guacamole, but that’s the kind of mista..

$9.95

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..

$19.95

Yodeling Pickle

Yodeling Pickle

Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets ..

$19.95

Zombie Sleep Mask

Zombie Sleep Mask

All sleeping masks look the same to the people wearing them, but what about from the outside? This Z..

$8.95

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