Archie McPhee
Abraham Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
The Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln. Come..
$17.95
Bacon Air Freshener
FILL ANY SPACE WITH THE SIZZLING SCENT OF BACONThis unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way ..
$5.95
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Bacon Bits Mints
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavo..
$5.95
Bacon Candy
Old fashioned candy with a tasty difference These red and white striped hard candies look just like ..
$9.95
Bacon Hard Candy
These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fan..
$9.95
Bacon Jelly Beans
Now you can eat bacon for dessert!It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in eac..
$11.95
Bacon Lip Balm
Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of baconEvery time you eat bacon don't you wish y..
$4.95
Bird Toothpick Dispenser
No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..
$10.95
Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin
Strange Pins Disguise glasses enamel pin2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..
$12.95
Emergency Underpants
Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..
$6.95
Fez Monkey Enamel Pin
Strange Pins Fez monkey enamel pin1-1/2" tallDiecast metal and enamelThat monkey is ..
$12.95
Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3
Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..
$12.95
Finger Zombies
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..
$1.75
Giant Wooden Pencil
This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..
$10.95
Girl Squirrel Underpants
The crusade to clothe the squirrels continues! Our regular Squirrel Underpants have done wonders to ..
$7.95
Gnarly Teeth
Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..
$12.95
Googly Eyes Push Pins
Push pins are boring. Sure, they hold important memos on cork boards and posters on telephone poles,..
$6.95
Grump Notebooks
The perfect spot to record every crabby contemplationNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we tho..
$12.95
Inflatable Turkey
The beauty of a roast turkey without any time in the kitchenThis Inflatable Turkey looks so deliciou..
$16.95
Introvert Notebooks
INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..
$12.95
Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..
$12.95
Lobster Hard Candy
Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor of everyone’s favorite clawed delicacy w..
$8.95
Mac & Cheese Hard Candy
If they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. This ha..
$8.95
Magic Tricks
Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..
$19.95
Olive Loaf Pillow Cover
Who hasn’t looked at a pile of neatly sliced lunch meat and thought to themselves, “I’d like to rest..
$21.95
Pickle Mints
The bold flavor of a crisp dill pickle packed into a tiny mintPickles have been popular for hundreds..
$5.95
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..
$9.95
Shakespearean Insult Gum
Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..
$6.95
Shakespearean Lip Balm Set
Friends, Romans, countrymen, moisten your lipsTo be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the questi..
$12.95
Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener
It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Th..
$5.95
Surprise Tattoos
One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..
$9.95
Tattoo Party Tin
Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, its..
$12.95
Tiki Mug Party Pack
Party Pack of four ceramic Tiki Mugs: Jake, Big Al, Lenny, ArtieColours: Green, Purple, Br..
$44.95
Tin Foil Hat For Cats
Free your feline from mind control. It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Yo..
$12.95
Tin Foil Hat For Humans
This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..
$12.95
Tongue Scraper
Is this the world's best stocking stuffer? Of course it is, it says so right on the package. This is..
$2.95
Trick of the Day
Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..
$19.95
Underpants Wallet
THE MOST HYGIENIC WAY TO CARRY CASH IN YOUR UNDERPANTSYou probably feel self-conscious about carryin..
$22.95
Vegetable Hard Candy
The next time some nutrition-loving Goody Two-Shoes tries to tell you to eat your vegetables, you ca..
$9.95
William Shakespeare Action Figure
William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..
$19.95
William Shakespeare Air Freshener
An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..
$4.95
Yodeling Pickle
Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets ..
$19.95
Zombie Brain Mold
Impress your friends as you reenact scenes from Night of the Living Dead with a gelatin brain produc..
$10.95