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Abraham Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Abraham Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

The Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln. Come..

$17.95

Bacon Air Freshener

Bacon Air Freshener

FILL ANY SPACE WITH THE SIZZLING SCENT OF BACONThis unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way ..

$5.95

Bacon Candy

Bacon Candy

Old fashioned candy with a tasty difference These red and white striped hard candies look just like ..

$9.95

Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..

$6.95

Bacon Gumballs

Bacon Gumballs

Enjoy the taste of bacon anytime with Bacon GumballsYes, we've gone overboard with the "bacon" thing..

$7.95

Bacon Hard Candy

Bacon Hard Candy

These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fan..

$9.95

Bacon Jelly Beans

Bacon Jelly Beans

Now you can eat bacon for dessert!It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in eac..

$11.95

Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm

Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of baconEvery time you eat bacon don't you wish y..

$4.95

Bacon Soap

Bacon Soap

Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon SoapIt's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of b..

$10.95

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..

$10.95

Cat Astronaut Enamel Pin

Cat Astronaut Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Cat astronaut enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas comes but once a year, so you probably don't want to commit to a permanent tattoo. Once yo..

$7.95

Cockroach Enamel Pin

Cockroach Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Cockroach enamel pin1-1/2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) ..

$9.95

Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin

Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Disguise glasses enamel pin2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..

$6.95

Fez Monkey Enamel Pin

Fez Monkey Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Fez monkey enamel pin1-1/2" tallDiecast metal and enamelThat monkey is ..

$12.95

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..

$12.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.75

Fly Enamel Pin

Fly Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Fly enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..

$10.95

Girl Squirrel Underpants

Girl Squirrel Underpants

The crusade to clothe the squirrels continues! Our regular Squirrel Underpants have done wonders to ..

$7.95

Gnarly Teeth

Gnarly Teeth

Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..

$12.95

Googly Eyes Push Pins

Googly Eyes Push Pins

Push pins are boring. Sure, they hold important memos on cork boards and posters on telephone poles,..

$6.95

Grump Enamel Pin

Grump Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Grump enamel pin1-1/4" tallDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Grump Notebooks

Grump Notebooks

The perfect spot to record every crabby contemplationNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we tho..

$12.95

Handicorn Finger Puppets

Handicorn Finger Puppets

EXCUSE ME SIR, I MUST TELL YOU YOUR HAND IS MAJESTICYour hand is fine, but it lacks a certain… magic..

$12.95

Inflatable Toast

Inflatable Toast

Inflatable toast is easily transportable and has no crumbsToast is great, but it's hard to keep in y..

$7.95

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey

The beauty of a roast turkey without any time in the kitchenThis Inflatable Turkey looks so deliciou..

$16.95

Introvert Notebooks

Introvert Notebooks

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..

$12.95

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..

$12.95

Last Supper Placemats

Last Supper Placemats

Put down one of these Last Supper Paper Placemats the next time you're having friends over for loave..

$9.95

Lobster Hard Candy

Lobster Hard Candy

Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor of everyone’s favorite clawed delicacy w..

$8.95

Lucky Mojo Ginger Hard Candy

Lucky Mojo Ginger Hard Candy

This is the most allegedly powerful candy ever created! There are 2.5 oz. (72 g) of individually wra..

$9.95

Mac & Cheese Hard Candy

Mac & Cheese Hard Candy

If they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. This ha..

$8.95

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..

$19.95

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Who hasn’t looked at a pile of neatly sliced lunch meat and thought to themselves, “I’d like to rest..

$21.95

Pickle Bandages

Pickle Bandages

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fi..

$8.95

Pickle Mints

Pickle Mints

The bold flavor of a crisp dill pickle packed into a tiny mintPickles have been popular for hundreds..

$5.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$9.95

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic R..

$44.95

Rubber Chicken Enamel Pin

Rubber Chicken Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Rubber chicken enamel pin2" tallDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Santaur Enamel Pin

Santaur Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Santaur enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$6.95

Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

Shakespearean Lip Balm Set

Friends, Romans, countrymen, moisten your lipsTo be chapped or not to be chapped, that is the questi..

$12.95

Slug Man Enamel Pin

Slug Man Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Slug man enamel pin2" tallDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Squirrel In Red Dress Enamel Pin

Squirrel In Red Dress Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Squirrel in red dress enamel pin1-1/2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Surprise Tattoos

Surprise Tattoos

One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..

$9.95

Switchblade Mustache Comb

Switchblade Mustache Comb

It's a sad, but true, fact that many young boys will one day experiment with facial hair. Regrettabl..

$9.95

Tattoo Party Tin

Tattoo Party Tin

Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, it’s..

$12.95

Tiki Mug Party Pack

Tiki Mug Party Pack

Party Pack of four ceramic Tiki Mugs: Jake, Big Al, Lenny, ArtieColours: Green, Purple, Br..

$44.95

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Free your feline from mind control. It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Yo..

$12.95

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..

$12.95

Titanic Gravy Boat

Titanic Gravy Boat

Most holiday meals are a disaster, so why not have a gravy boat that celebrates that fact? This Tita..

$84.95

Tongue Scraper

Tongue Scraper

Is this the world's best stocking stuffer? Of course it is, it says so right on the package. This is..

$2.95

Trick of the Day

Trick of the Day

Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..

$19.95

Underpants Wallet

Underpants Wallet

THE MOST HYGIENIC WAY TO CARRY CASH IN YOUR UNDERPANTSYou probably feel self-conscious about carryin..

$22.95

Vegetable Hard Candy

Vegetable Hard Candy

The next time some nutrition-loving Goody Two-Shoes tries to tell you to eat your vegetables, you ca..

$9.95

Wasabi Candy

Wasabi Candy

Be grateful we don't have sushi candyWasabi looks a lot like guacamole, but that’s the kind of mista..

$9.95

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..

$19.95

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..

$4.95

Yodeling Pickle

Yodeling Pickle

Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets ..

$19.95

Zombie Brain Mold

Zombie Brain Mold

Impress your friends as you reenact scenes from Night of the Living Dead with a gelatin brain produc..

$10.95

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