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Bacon Air Freshener

Bacon Air Freshener

FILL ANY SPACE WITH THE SIZZLING SCENT OF BACONThis unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way ..

$5.95

Bacon Bandages

Bacon Bandages

Discover the healing power of bacon!There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Banda..

$9.95

Bacon Bits Mints

Bacon Bits Mints

Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavo..

$5.95

Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..

$6.95

Bacon Gumballs

Bacon Gumballs

Enjoy the taste of bacon anytime with Bacon GumballsYes, we've gone overboard with the "bacon" thing..

$7.95

Bacon Hard Candy

Bacon Hard Candy

These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fan..

$9.95

Bacon Jelly Beans

Bacon Jelly Beans

Now you can eat bacon for dessert!It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in eac..

$9.95

Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm

Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of baconEvery time you eat bacon don't you wish y..

$4.95

Bacon Soap

Bacon Soap

Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon SoapIt's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of b..

$10.95

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..

$10.95

Cat Astronaut Enamel Pin

Cat Astronaut Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Cat astronaut enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas comes but once a year, so you probably don't want to commit to a permanent tattoo. Once yo..

$7.95

Classic Disguise Glasses

Classic Disguise Glasses

This Classic Disguise, with black furry eyebrows and mustache, will give you a whole new look, unles..

$6.95

Cockroach Enamel Pin

Cockroach Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Cockroach enamel pin1-1/2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) ..

$9.95

Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin

Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Disguise glasses enamel pin2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..

$6.95

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Fresh underpants when YOU need them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you ..

$10.95

Fez Monkey Enamel Pin

Fez Monkey Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Fez monkey enamel pin1-1/2" tallDiecast metal and enamelThat monkey is ..

$12.95

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..

$10.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.75

Fly Enamel Pin

Fly Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Fly enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Fried Chicken Hard Candy

Fried Chicken Hard Candy

If it were economically feasible, we’d sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s..

$8.95

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..

$10.95

Gnarly Teeth

Gnarly Teeth

Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..

$12.95

Googly Eyes Push Pins

Googly Eyes Push Pins

Push pins are boring. Sure, they hold important memos on cork boards and posters on telephone poles,..

$6.95

Grump Enamel Pin

Grump Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Grump enamel pin1-1/4" tallDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Grump Notebooks

Grump Notebooks

The perfect spot to record every crabby contemplationNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we tho..

$12.95

Handicorn Finger Puppets

Handicorn Finger Puppets

EXCUSE ME SIR, I MUST TELL YOU YOUR HAND IS MAJESTICYour hand is fine, but it lacks a certain… magic..

$12.95

Hipster Mustache

Hipster Mustache

You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is ..

$6.95

Hypno Glasses

Hypno Glasses

You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you bu..

$12.95

Inflatable Toast

Inflatable Toast

Inflatable toast is easily transportable and has no crumbsToast is great, but it's hard to keep in y..

$7.95

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey

The beauty of a roast turkey without any time in the kitchenThis Inflatable Turkey looks so deliciou..

$16.95

Introvert Notebooks

Introvert Notebooks

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..

$12.95

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..

$12.95

Last Supper Placemats

Last Supper Placemats

Put down one of these Last Supper Paper Placemats the next time you're having friends over for loave..

$9.95

Lobster Hard Candy

Lobster Hard Candy

Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor of everyone’s favorite clawed delicacy w..

$8.95

Mac & Cheese Hard Candy

Mac & Cheese Hard Candy

If they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. This ha..

$8.95

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..

$19.95

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Who hasn’t looked at a pile of neatly sliced lunch meat and thought to themselves, “I’d like to rest..

$21.95

Pickle Bandages

Pickle Bandages

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fi..

$8.95

Pickle Mints

Pickle Mints

The bold flavor of a crisp dill pickle packed into a tiny mintPickles have been popular for hundreds..

$5.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$9.95

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic R..

$44.95

Rubber Chicken Enamel Pin

Rubber Chicken Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Rubber chicken enamel pin2" tallDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Santaur Enamel Pin

Santaur Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Santaur enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$6.95

Slug Man Enamel Pin

Slug Man Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Slug man enamel pin2" tallDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Squirrel In Red Dress Enamel Pin

Squirrel In Red Dress Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Squirrel in red dress enamel pin1-1/2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Switchblade Mustache Comb

Switchblade Mustache Comb

It's a sad, but true, fact that many young boys will one day experiment with facial hair. Regrettabl..

$9.95

Tattoo Party Tin

Tattoo Party Tin

Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, it’s..

$12.95

Tiki Mug Party Pack

Tiki Mug Party Pack

Party Pack of four ceramic Tiki Mugs: Jake, Big Al, Lenny, ArtieColours: Green, Purple, Br..

$44.95

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Free your feline from mind control. It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Yo..

$12.95

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..

$12.95

Titanic Gravy Boat

Titanic Gravy Boat

Most holiday meals are a disaster, so why not have a gravy boat that celebrates that fact? This Tita..

$84.95

Trick of the Day

Trick of the Day

Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..

$19.95

Underpants Wallet

Underpants Wallet

THE MOST HYGIENIC WAY TO CARRY CASH IN YOUR UNDERPANTSYou probably feel self-conscious about carryin..

$22.95

Vegetable Hard Candy

Vegetable Hard Candy

The next time some nutrition-loving Goody Two-Shoes tries to tell you to eat your vegetables, you ca..

$9.95

Wasabi Candy

Wasabi Candy

Be grateful we don't have sushi candyWasabi looks a lot like guacamole, but that’s the kind of mista..

$9.95

Wisabi Hard Candy

Wisabi Hard Candy

For some reason, wasabi hasn't crossed over into mainstream American culture. Why should it be serve..

$9.95

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