Archie McPhee
Bacon Floss
Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..
$6.95
Bacon Jelly Beans
Now you can eat bacon for dessert!It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in eac..
$11.95
Bacon Lip Balm
Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of baconEvery time you eat bacon don't you wish y..
$4.95
Bacon Soap
Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon SoapIt's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of b..
$10.95
Bird Toothpick Dispenser
No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..
$10.95
Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin
Strange Pins Disguise glasses enamel pin2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..
$12.95
Fez Monkey Enamel Pin
Strange Pins Fez monkey enamel pin1-1/2" tallDiecast metal and enamelThat monkey is ..
$12.95
Finger Zombies
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..
$1.75
Gnarly Teeth
Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..
$12.95
Grump Notebooks
The perfect spot to record every crabby contemplationNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we tho..
$12.95
Introvert Notebooks
INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..
$12.95
Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..
$12.95
Olive Loaf Pillow Cover
Who hasn’t looked at a pile of neatly sliced lunch meat and thought to themselves, “I’d like to rest..
$21.95
Pickle Mints
The bold flavor of a crisp dill pickle packed into a tiny mintPickles have been popular for hundreds..
$5.95
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..
$9.95
Shakespearean Insult Gum
Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..
$6.95
Surprise Tattoos
One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..
$9.95
Tattoo Party Tin
Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, its..
$12.95
Tin Foil Hat For Humans
This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..
$12.95
Tongue Scraper
Is this the world's best stocking stuffer? Of course it is, it says so right on the package. This is..
$2.95
Vegetable Hard Candy
The next time some nutrition-loving Goody Two-Shoes tries to tell you to eat your vegetables, you ca..
$9.95
William Shakespeare Action Figure
William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..
$19.95
William Shakespeare Air Freshener
An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..
$4.95