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Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..

$6.95

Bacon Jelly Beans

Bacon Jelly Beans

Now you can eat bacon for dessert!It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in eac..

$11.95

Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm

Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of baconEvery time you eat bacon don't you wish y..

$4.95

Bacon Soap

Bacon Soap

Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon SoapIt's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of b..

$10.95

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..

$10.95

Cockroach Enamel Pin

Cockroach Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Cockroach enamel pin1-1/2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin

Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Disguise glasses enamel pin2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Fez Monkey Enamel Pin

Fez Monkey Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Fez monkey enamel pin1-1/2" tallDiecast metal and enamelThat monkey is ..

$12.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.75

Fly Enamel Pin

Fly Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Fly enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Gnarly Teeth

Gnarly Teeth

Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..

$12.95

Grump Notebooks

Grump Notebooks

The perfect spot to record every crabby contemplationNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we tho..

$12.95

Introvert Notebooks

Introvert Notebooks

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..

$12.95

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..

$12.95

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Who hasn’t looked at a pile of neatly sliced lunch meat and thought to themselves, “I’d like to rest..

$21.95

Pickle Mints

Pickle Mints

The bold flavor of a crisp dill pickle packed into a tiny mintPickles have been popular for hundreds..

$5.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$9.95

Santaur Enamel Pin

Santaur Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Santaur enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$6.95

Surprise Tattoos

Surprise Tattoos

One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..

$9.95

Tattoo Party Tin

Tattoo Party Tin

Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, it’s..

$12.95

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..

$12.95

Tongue Scraper

Tongue Scraper

Is this the world's best stocking stuffer? Of course it is, it says so right on the package. This is..

$2.95

Vegetable Hard Candy

Vegetable Hard Candy

The next time some nutrition-loving Goody Two-Shoes tries to tell you to eat your vegetables, you ca..

$9.95

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..

$19.95

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..

$4.95

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