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Bacon Air Freshener
FILL ANY SPACE WITH THE SIZZLING SCENT OF BACONThis unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way ..
$5.95
Bacon Bandages
Discover the healing power of bacon!There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Banda..
$9.95
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Bacon Bits Mints
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavo..
$5.95
Bacon Floss
Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..
$6.95
Bacon Gumballs
Enjoy the taste of bacon anytime with Bacon GumballsYes, we've gone overboard with the "bacon" thing..
$7.95
Bacon Hard Candy
These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fan..
$9.95
Bacon Jelly Beans
Now you can eat bacon for dessert!It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in eac..
$9.95
Bacon Lip Balm
Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of baconEvery time you eat bacon don't you wish y..
$4.95
Bacon Soap
Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon SoapIt's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of b..
$10.95
Bird Toothpick Dispenser
No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..
$10.95
Cat Astronaut Enamel Pin
Strange Pins Cat astronaut enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..
$12.95
Christmas Tattoos
Christmas comes but once a year, so you probably don't want to commit to a permanent tattoo. Once yo..
$7.95
Classic Disguise Glasses
This Classic Disguise, with black furry eyebrows and mustache, will give you a whole new look, unles..
$6.95
Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare
Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) ..
$9.95
Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin
Strange Pins Disguise glasses enamel pin2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..
$12.95
Emergency Underpants
Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..
$6.95
Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh underpants when YOU need them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you ..
$10.95
Fez Monkey Enamel Pin
Strange Pins Fez monkey enamel pin1-1/2" tallDiecast metal and enamelThat monkey is ..
$12.95
Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3
Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..
$10.95
Finger Zombies
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..
$1.75
Fried Chicken Hard Candy
If it were economically feasible, we’d sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s..
$8.95
Giant Wooden Pencil
This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..
$10.95
Gnarly Teeth
Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..
$12.95
Googly Eyes Push Pins
Push pins are boring. Sure, they hold important memos on cork boards and posters on telephone poles,..
$6.95
Grump Notebooks
The perfect spot to record every crabby contemplationNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we tho..
$12.95
Handicorn Finger Puppets
EXCUSE ME SIR, I MUST TELL YOU YOUR HAND IS MAJESTICYour hand is fine, but it lacks a certain… magic..
$12.95
Hipster Mustache
You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is ..
$6.95
Hypno Glasses
You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you bu..
$12.95
Inflatable Toast
Inflatable toast is easily transportable and has no crumbsToast is great, but it's hard to keep in y..
$7.95
Inflatable Turkey
The beauty of a roast turkey without any time in the kitchenThis Inflatable Turkey looks so deliciou..
$16.95
Introvert Notebooks
INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..
$12.95
Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..
$12.95
Last Supper Placemats
Put down one of these Last Supper Paper Placemats the next time you're having friends over for loave..
$9.95
Lobster Hard Candy
Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor of everyone’s favorite clawed delicacy w..
$8.95
Mac & Cheese Hard Candy
If they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. This ha..
$8.95
Magic Tricks
Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..
$19.95
Olive Loaf Pillow Cover
Who hasn’t looked at a pile of neatly sliced lunch meat and thought to themselves, “I’d like to rest..
$21.95
Pickle Bandages
Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fi..
$8.95
Pickle Mints
The bold flavor of a crisp dill pickle packed into a tiny mintPickles have been popular for hundreds..
$5.95
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..
$9.95
Remote Control Walking Zombie
Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic R..
$44.95
Rubber Chicken Enamel Pin
Strange Pins Rubber chicken enamel pin2" tallDiecast metal and enamel..
$12.95
Shakespearean Insult Gum
Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..
$6.95
Squirrel In Red Dress Enamel Pin
Strange Pins Squirrel in red dress enamel pin1-1/2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..
$12.95
Switchblade Mustache Comb
It's a sad, but true, fact that many young boys will one day experiment with facial hair. Regrettabl..
$9.95
Tattoo Party Tin
Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, its..
$12.95
Tiki Mug Party Pack
Party Pack of four ceramic Tiki Mugs: Jake, Big Al, Lenny, ArtieColours: Green, Purple, Br..
$44.95
Tin Foil Hat For Cats
Free your feline from mind control. It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Yo..
$12.95
Tin Foil Hat For Humans
This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..
$12.95
Titanic Gravy Boat
Most holiday meals are a disaster, so why not have a gravy boat that celebrates that fact? This Tita..
$84.95
Trick of the Day
Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..
$19.95
Underpants Wallet
THE MOST HYGIENIC WAY TO CARRY CASH IN YOUR UNDERPANTSYou probably feel self-conscious about carryin..
$22.95
Vegetable Hard Candy
The next time some nutrition-loving Goody Two-Shoes tries to tell you to eat your vegetables, you ca..
$9.95
Wasabi Candy
Be grateful we don't have sushi candyWasabi looks a lot like guacamole, but that’s the kind of mista..
$9.95
Wisabi Hard Candy
For some reason, wasabi hasn't crossed over into mainstream American culture. Why should it be serve..
$9.95