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Abraham Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

Abraham Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

The Lincoln Salt and Pepper Shaker Set is an homage to our favorite president, Abraham Lincoln. Come..

$17.95

Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..

$6.95

Bacon Jelly Beans

Bacon Jelly Beans

Now you can eat bacon for dessert!It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in eac..

$11.95

Bacon Lip Balm

Bacon Lip Balm

Prevent chapped lips with the mouthwatering flavor of baconEvery time you eat bacon don't you wish y..

$4.95

Bacon Soap

Bacon Soap

Don't be a pig, wash with Bacon SoapIt's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of b..

$10.95

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..

$10.95

Cockroach Enamel Pin

Cockroach Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Cockroach enamel pin1-1/2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) ..

$9.95

Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin

Disguise Glasses Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Disguise glasses enamel pin2" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Fez Monkey Enamel Pin

Fez Monkey Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Fez monkey enamel pin1-1/2" tallDiecast metal and enamelThat monkey is ..

$12.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.75

Fly Enamel Pin

Fly Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Fly enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Gnarly Teeth

Gnarly Teeth

Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..

$12.95

Grump Notebooks

Grump Notebooks

The perfect spot to record every crabby contemplationNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we tho..

$12.95

Introvert Notebooks

Introvert Notebooks

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..

$12.95

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..

$12.95

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Olive Loaf Pillow Cover

Who hasn’t looked at a pile of neatly sliced lunch meat and thought to themselves, “I’d like to rest..

$21.95

Pickle Mints

Pickle Mints

The bold flavor of a crisp dill pickle packed into a tiny mintPickles have been popular for hundreds..

$5.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$9.95

Santaur Enamel Pin

Santaur Enamel Pin

Strange Pins  Santaur enamel pin1-3/4" wideDiecast metal and enamel..

$12.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$6.95

Surprise Tattoos

Surprise Tattoos

One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..

$9.95

Tattoo Party Tin

Tattoo Party Tin

Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, it’s..

$12.95

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..

$12.95

Titanic Gravy Boat

Titanic Gravy Boat

Most holiday meals are a disaster, so why not have a gravy boat that celebrates that fact? This Tita..

$84.95

Tongue Scraper

Tongue Scraper

Is this the world's best stocking stuffer? Of course it is, it says so right on the package. This is..

$2.95

Vegetable Hard Candy

Vegetable Hard Candy

The next time some nutrition-loving Goody Two-Shoes tries to tell you to eat your vegetables, you ca..

$9.95

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..

$19.95

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..

$4.95

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