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Baseball Crew Socks
If there's one thing I know about baseball, it's that baseball season is the longest season of all t..
$16.95
Blackberry Honey Lip Balm
A lullaby for your lips - sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Sh..
$8.95
Chili Dogs are a Man's Best Friend Men's Socks
Chili dogs have been there for you your whole life - through the ups and downs, triumphs and failure..
$16.95
Coconut Basil Lip Balm
You got two monkeys playing ukuleles and singing. That's GOT to be a good sign. And trust us, it i..
$8.95
Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal
At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers
This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are "Norman Rockwell" and ..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Go Away
Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of thos..
$14.95
Grapefruit Rosehip Lip Balm
Yee haw, girl, it's a desert out there. You better get all soft and supple. And this adorable litt..
$8.95
Hellraiser Socks
There are plenty of words for what you are, but we like this one the best. Women's shoe size 5-10. 5..
$14.95
I Love an Easy Challenge Crew Socks
My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67%..
$14.95
It Wasn't Nothing It Was a Hell of a Lot Apron
Would you rather I lied? Of course not! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra..
$46.95
Less You More Me Socks
For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down..
$14.95
Makin Waves Ankle Socks
I have no idea how this gal's hair and makeup are so perfect under water, but clearly she's got some..
$14.95
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. Now kills 99.99% of germs on contact!..
$8.95
Oven Mitt - Hot, Hot Vegetarian
MMMM kale and radish and peas and tofu?! Gimme some of THAT! Super-insulated. 100% cotton...
$17.95
Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine
Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right..
$17.95
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Fuck-Off Apron
Herbs are so great because they're easy to grow, they pack a punch, and they don't talk back. Made f..
$46.95
This Girl's Got a Lot to Say Socks
One thing she wants to say is that you're not the boss of her. The other thing she wants to say is t..
$14.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Jumbo Pouch
For all the bullshit papers that you have to print to your bullshit meeting. Also carries non-bullsh..
$12.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Socks
I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon..
$14.95
Vanilla Cardamom Lip Balm
This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good..
$8.95
Well, This Sucks Socks
Ever have a tough day? Of course, we all do. But what sets us, you and me, apart is that we face tho..
$14.95
Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, m..
$16.95