Blue Q
Apple Blossom Verbena Hand Shit
This little glass pot contains a most amazing hand elixir that moisturizes and protects. Like music ..
$16.95
Art Supplies Tin Cigar Box
This absolutely gorgeous, eye catching supply tin looks stellar open or closed. Smothered with vinta..
$19.95
Badass Archer Socks
All those dart games at the bar have really paid off, huh? Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% co..
$14.95
Beauty Supplies Tin Cigar Box
Not that this box is big enough for ALL of the things that make her beautiful. But it's a great sta..
$13.95
Being Normal Was Boring Socks
It's so much better, out here in nature, hanging out with this cute little turtle, just leaning into..
$14.95
Bergamot Lemongrass Hand Shit
My favorite part of nature documentaries is when they pan over an expansive colony of happy seals, b..
$16.95
Blackberry Honey Lip Balm
A lullaby for your lips - sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Sh..
$8.95
Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks
If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet..
$14.95
Chili Dogs are a Man's Best Friend Men's Socks
Chili dogs have been there for you your whole life - through the ups and downs, triumphs and failure..
$16.95
Coconut Basil Lip Balm
You got two monkeys playing ukuleles and singing. That's GOT to be a good sign. And trust us, it i..
$8.95
Coconut Cherry Blossom Hand Shit
Boom goes the drum, whoop goes the monkey, and far, far away go your dehydrated digits! All together..
$16.95
Cute but Psycho Socks
What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56%..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Artist at Work
La-di-da. Just over here whipping up a masterpiece, no recipe needed. No, you can't help right now. ..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal
At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers
This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are "Norman Rockwell" and ..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Eat Up Bitches
Fancy schmancy, straight to the point, and also kinda perfect as an oversized cloth napkin or makesh..
$17.95
Dish Towel - Go Away
Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of thos..
$14.95
Fierce Socks
Fierce comes in all shapes and sizes. Except this one. This one only comes in the shape of an ankle ..
$14.95
Gardenia Rosehip Hand Shit
Remember the scene in Dumbo, when the baby elephant is getting a fun, bubbly bath from his loving mo..
$16.95
Give 'em' Hell Socks
She doesn't stop for anyone - except maybe for small birds who whisper in her ear. I wonder what he'..
$14.95
Grapefruit Rosehip Lip Balm
Yee haw, girl, it's a desert out there. You better get all soft and supple. And this adorable litt..
$8.95
Hellraiser Socks
There are plenty of words for what you are, but we like this one the best. Women's shoe size 5-10. 5..
$14.95
Here Comes Cool Dad Socks
Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool..
$16.95
Hockey Men's Socks
This guy is serious about hockey. He's got his eye on the puck and he's going for the shot. Maybe he..
$16.95
I Do as I Please Socks
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylo..
$14.95
I Got This Men's Socks
You never know when disaster will strike, but with Blue Q's I Got This Socks, you'll always be prepa..
$16.95
I Hate Everyone Socks
If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Women's ..
$14.95
I Just Shit in the Woods Hand Sanitizer
I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help y..
$6.95
I Was Fucking Talking Crew Socks
These socks are like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definite..
$14.95
I've Got Big Plans Socks
Sometimes you're really excited about an event or goal and all you want to do is scream it from the ..
$14.95
In Your Dreams Socks
Do you think she's saying "in your dreams," like, "yeah right, when pigs fly" or like, "your dreams ..
$14.95
Instant Therapy Breath Spray
If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fi..
$6.95
KIllin' Crew Socks
A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% ny..
$16.95
Less You More Me Socks
For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down..
$14.95
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. Now kills 99.99% of germs on contact!..
$6.95
Men's Golf Socks
These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I kno..
$16.95
My Cat is Cool as Fuck Socks
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to m..
$14.95
Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done
We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - Hellraiser
You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious
Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me ..
$17.95
Pinneapple Brown Sugar Lip Balm
Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality..
$8.95
Ringmaster of the Shit Show Socks
Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmas..
$16.95
Selective Hearing Crew Socks
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-..
$16.95
Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks
Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women'..
$14.95
Sorry in Advance Crew Socks
It's better to ask for permission than forgiveness. Similarly, it's better to just get your apologie..
$16.95
Sweet Pea Lilac Hand Shit
A perfect glass pot containing an amazing hand elixir that moisturizes and protects. Look! Soft hand..
$16.95
This Girl's Got a Lot to Say Socks
One thing she wants to say is that you're not the boss of her. The other thing she wants to say is t..
$14.95
This is My Protest Crew Socks
You're pretty vocal which, I think, is a good thing. And now, you have the socks to match. PHEW! Wom..
$14.95
This is What a Feminist Looks Like Socks
Look at how optimistic, friendly and open to respectful discourse these foot friends are! Take that,..
$14.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Jumbo Pouch
For all the bullshit papers that you have to print to your bullshit meeting. Also carries non-bullsh..
$12.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Men's Socks
The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71..
$16.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Socks
I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon..
$14.95
Vanilla Cardamom Lip Balm
This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good..
$8.95
Vanilla Hibiscus Hand Shit
Vanilla Hibiscus: A classic scent with a Blue Q spin. Hold on, it's going to be a wild ride.2 oz./57..
$16.95
Video Men's Socks
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to pl..
$16.95
Well, This Sucks Socks
Ever have a tough day? Of course, we all do. But what sets us, you and me, apart is that we face tho..
$14.95
Who Says I Never Finish What I...... Men's Socks
Sometimes what I need to finish is following a cute-ass butterfly around the yard... so, sue me! Men..
$16.95
Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, m..
$16.95
Yeah, I Have a Dark Side Socks
Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean y..
$14.95
You Fancy Bitch Crew Socks
Pretty, just like you. Special, just like you. Not afraid to be a little flip, also like you. Women'..
$14.95