Blue Q
Adult in Training Socks
I bet you know exactly who could use these socks. She tends to have a bit of trouble in the adulting..
$14.95
Apple Blossom Verbena Hand Shit
This little glass pot contains a most amazing hand elixir that moisturizes and protects. Like music ..
$16.95
Art Supplies Tin Cigar Box
This absolutely gorgeous, eye catching supply tin looks stellar open or closed. Smothered with vinta..
$19.95
Badass Archer Socks
All those dart games at the bar have really paid off, huh? Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% co..
$14.95
Baseball Crew Socks
If there's one thing I know about baseball, it's that baseball season is the longest season of all t..
$16.95
BBQ Men's Socks
The Blue Q BBQ Sock Wearing Man is a master of his char-grilled domain. He doesn't need any fancy ca..
$16.95
Beauty Supplies Tin Cigar Box
Not that this box is big enough for ALL of the things that make her beautiful. But it's a great sta..
$13.95
Bergamot Lemongrass Hand Shit
My favorite part of nature documentaries is when they pan over an expansive colony of happy seals, b..
$16.95
Blackberry Honey Lip Balm
A lullaby for your lips - sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Sh..
$8.95
Bring Your Wine to Work Day Socks
If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet..
$14.95
Cats Crew Socks
Are you a Cat Lover? Are you a Making Fun Of Cat Lovers Lover? Say hello to your newest favorite soc..
$14.95
Chili Dogs are a Man's Best Friend Men's Socks
Chili dogs have been there for you your whole life - through the ups and downs, triumphs and failure..
$16.95
Coconut Basil Lip Balm
You got two monkeys playing ukuleles and singing. That's GOT to be a good sign. And trust us, it i..
$8.95
Coconut Cherry Blossom Hand Shit
Boom goes the drum, whoop goes the monkey, and far, far away go your dehydrated digits! All together..
$16.95
Corn Hole Crew Socks
It's not just a sock... it's a way of life. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% s..
$16.95
Cute but Psycho Socks
What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56%..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Artist at Work
La-di-da. Just over here whipping up a masterpiece, no recipe needed. No, you can't help right now. ..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal
At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..
$14.95
Do I Look Like a Team Player? Men's Socks
If Team Players wear super snazzy socks and ask rhetorical questions, then yes. Absolutely, you do. ..
$16.95
Dog Crew Socks
You may wager that they may have gone overboard with the cat stuff at Blue Q. Well, watch out,..
$14.95
Fuck this Shit Men's Socks
I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, ..
$16.95
Fuck This Shit Socks
You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It..
$14.95
Gardenia Rosehip Hand Shit
Remember the scene in Dumbo, when the baby elephant is getting a fun, bubbly bath from his loving mo..
$16.95
Grapefruit Rosehip Lip Balm
Yee haw, girl, it's a desert out there. You better get all soft and supple. And this adorable litt..
$8.95
Hark! To the Microbrewery at Once Men's Socks
Run, don't walk! Chariot, don't rickshaw! But maybe get a cab home, ok? And text me when you g..
$16.95
Hellraiser Socks
There are plenty of words for what you are, but we like this one the best. Women's shoe size 5-10. 5..
$14.95
Here Comes Trouble Socks
Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to row against the current with..
$14.95
Hockey Men's Socks
This guy is serious about hockey. He's got his eye on the puck and he's going for the shot. Maybe he..
$16.95
Honeysuckle Sage Hand Shit
This jar is the bomb. It's a perfectly sized glass crock that holds an amazing hand elixir that mois..
$16.95
I Gave A Fuck Once Men's Socks
I would not, could not, in the rain. I would not, could not, on a train. I would not, could not, wit..
$16.95
I Got This Men's Socks
You never know when disaster will strike, but with Blue Q's I Got This Socks, you'll always be prepa..
$16.95
I Hate Everyone Socks
If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Women's ..
$14.95
I Hate Everyone Too Men's Socks
Just a dude and his dog. In a way, you almost hope he doesn't catch that fish, right? Who want..
$16.95
I Have to Pee Again Crew Socks
Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because y..
$14.95
I've Got Big Plans Socks
Sometimes you're really excited about an event or goal and all you want to do is scream it from the ..
$14.95
In Your Dreams Socks
Do you think she's saying "in your dreams," like, "yeah right, when pigs fly" or like, "your dreams ..
$14.95
Instant Therapy Breath Spray
If telling your life story to a complete stranger isn't your cup of tea, spritz! Spritz! You're fi..
$6.95
Jasmine Fig Hand Shit
This sweet glass jar contains an amazing hand elixir that moisturizes and protects your precious paw..
$16.95
KIllin' Crew Socks
A for effort, B for precision, and K for killing it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 45% ny..
$16.95
Lavender Lemon Hand Shit
This spunky kid just can't be stopped and her froggy friend is doing all he can just to keep up! Com..
$16.95
Less You More Me Socks
For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down..
$14.95
Mandarin Lotus Hand Shit
Your fairy-tale dreams for the perfect hand cream have finally come true! Sensory delight in a darli..
$16.95
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. Now kills 99.99% of germs on contact!..
$6.95
Oven Mitt - Hellraiser
You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife
Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn ..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious
Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me ..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - You're Beautiful Don't Change
You're beautiful just like the afternoon sky, a branch of flowers, or a friendly little bird. Actual..
$17.95
Party Supplies Tin Cigar Box
Did someone say party? I don't know what kind of party these two cutie-patootie grizzlies are attend..
$12.95
Pick Up Truck Crew Socks
These socks bring up a lot of questions . Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, sh..
$16.95
Pinneapple Brown Sugar Lip Balm
Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality..
$8.95
Sorry in Advance Crew Socks
It's better to ask for permission than forgiveness. Similarly, it's better to just get your apologie..
$16.95
Space Cadet Socks
Dark and light, with it and totally out there - these socks were made just for you. Women's shoe siz..
$14.95
Sweet Pea Lilac Hand Shit
A perfect glass pot containing an amazing hand elixir that moisturizes and protects. Look! Soft hand..
$16.95
This is My Protest Crew Socks
You're pretty vocal which, I think, is a good thing. And now, you have the socks to match. PHEW! Wom..
$14.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Jumbo Pouch
For all the bullshit papers that you have to print to your bullshit meeting. Also carries non-bullsh..
$12.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Socks
I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon..
$14.95
Vanilla Hibiscus Hand Shit
Vanilla Hibiscus: A classic scent with a Blue Q spin. Hold on, it's going to be a wild ride.2 oz./57..
$16.95
Video Men's Socks
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to pl..
$16.95
Well, This Sucks Socks
Ever have a tough day? Of course, we all do. But what sets us, you and me, apart is that we face tho..
$14.95
Who Says I Never Finish What I...... Men's Socks
Sometimes what I need to finish is following a cute-ass butterfly around the yard... so, sue me! Men..
$16.95
Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, m..
$16.95
Yeah, I Have a Dark Side Socks
Just because you wear a headband, cross your legs at the ankle and enjoy paper crafts doesn't mean y..
$14.95
Yo Dude You're Late Crew Socks
We love these socks. They're bright, billboard-y, and straight to the point. Plus, they're fashionab..
$16.95
You're Beautiful Socks
Oh sweetness. First you have soft combed cotton. And then this fetching sock is trimmed in peach. An..
$14.95
You're Not The Boss Of Me Socks
Oh, soft combed cotton, you make one sweet sock. You are a lovely thing. It's also a lovely thing to..
$14.95