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Baseball Crew Socks
If there's one thing I know about baseball, it's that baseball season is the longest season of all t..
$16.95
Blackberry Honey Lip Balm
A lullaby for your lips - sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Sh..
$8.95
Busy Making a Fucking Difference Mens Crew Socks
The quintessential triumvirate: bold colors, geometric shapes, and altruism. Men's shoe size 7-12. 5..
$16.95
Chili Dogs are a Man's Best Friend Men's Socks
Chili dogs have been there for you your whole life - through the ups and downs, triumphs and failure..
$16.95
Coconut Basil Lip Balm
You got two monkeys playing ukuleles and singing. That's GOT to be a good sign. And trust us, it i..
$8.95
Cute but Psycho Socks
What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56%..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal
At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers
This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are "Norman Rockwell" and ..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Go Away
Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of thos..
$14.95
Fuck This Shit Socks
You know exactly who you're going to buy these socks for (besides a pair for you too, of course). It..
$14.95
Grapefruit Rosehip Lip Balm
Yee haw, girl, it's a desert out there. You better get all soft and supple. And this adorable litt..
$8.95
I Do as I Please Socks
And you know what? I get away with it because I'm cute as a button. Women's shoe size 5-10. 57% nylo..
$14.95
I Hate Everyone Socks
If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this. Women's ..
$14.95
I Have to Pee Again Crew Socks
Seriously, how are you really supposed to know if you're peeing because you have to pee or because y..
$14.95
I Just Shit in the Woods Hand Sanitizer
I hope the next time you shit in the woods, you have a kind friend/husband/bystander there to help y..
$6.95
I Love an Easy Challenge Crew Socks
My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67%..
$14.95
It Wasn't Nothing It Was a Hell of a Lot Apron
Would you rather I lied? Of course not! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra..
$46.95
Less You More Me Socks
For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down..
$14.95
Makin Waves Ankle Socks
I have no idea how this gal's hair and makeup are so perfect under water, but clearly she's got some..
$14.95
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. Now kills 99.99% of germs on contact!..
$8.95
Men's Golf Socks
These socks are a hole-in-one! Ok, that was too easy. Look, I know very little about golf, but I kno..
$16.95
My Cat is Cool as Fuck Socks
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to m..
$14.95
Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done
We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife
Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn ..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine
Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right..
$17.95
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Fuck-Off Apron
Herbs are so great because they're easy to grow, they pack a punch, and they don't talk back. Made f..
$46.95
Selective Hearing Crew Socks
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening. Men's shoe size 7-..
$16.95
Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks
Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day! Women'..
$14.95
This Girl's Got a Lot to Say Socks
One thing she wants to say is that you're not the boss of her. The other thing she wants to say is t..
$14.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Jumbo Pouch
For all the bullshit papers that you have to print to your bullshit meeting. Also carries non-bullsh..
$12.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Men's Socks
The only good thing about this meeting is that it matches your socks. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71..
$16.95
This Meeting is Bullshit Socks
I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon..
$14.95
Vanilla Cardamom Lip Balm
This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good..
$8.95
Video Men's Socks
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to pl..
$16.95
Well, This Sucks Socks
Ever have a tough day? Of course, we all do. But what sets us, you and me, apart is that we face tho..
$14.95
Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks
Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, m..
$16.95