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Baseball Crew Socks

Baseball Crew Socks

If there's one thing I know about baseball, it's that baseball season is the longest season of all t..

$16.95

Blackberry Honey Lip Balm

Blackberry Honey Lip Balm

A lullaby for your lips - sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Sh..

$8.95

Chili Dogs are a Man's Best Friend Men's Socks

Chili Dogs are a Man's Best Friend Men's Socks

Chili dogs have been there for you your whole life - through the ups and downs, triumphs and failure..

$16.95

Coconut Basil Lip Balm

Coconut Basil Lip Balm

You got two monkeys playing ukuleles and singing. That's GOT to be a good sign. And trust us, it i..

$8.95

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers

Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers

This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are "Norman Rockwell" and ..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Go Away

Dish Towel - Go Away

Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of thos..

$14.95

Grapefruit Rosehip Lip Balm

Grapefruit Rosehip Lip Balm

Yee haw, girl, it's a desert out there. You better get all soft and supple. And this adorable litt..

$8.95

Hellraiser Socks

Hellraiser Socks

There are plenty of words for what you are, but we like this one the best. Women's shoe size 5-10. 5..

$14.95

I Love an Easy Challenge Crew Socks

I Love an Easy Challenge Crew Socks

My biggest weaknesses are that I work too hard and that I care too much. Women's shoe size 5-10. 67%..

$14.95

It Wasn't Nothing It Was a Hell of a Lot Apron

It Wasn't Nothing It Was a Hell of a Lot Apron

Would you rather I lied? Of course not! Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra..

$46.95

Less You More Me Socks

Less You More Me Socks

For the days when you wish you could just push everyone, even your best octagon-shaped buddies, down..

$14.95

Makin Waves Ankle Socks

Makin Waves Ankle Socks

I have no idea how this gal's hair and makeup are so perfect under water, but clearly she's got some..

$14.95

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

The Number One After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer. Now kills 99.99% of germs on contact!..

$8.95

Oven Mitt - Hot, Hot Vegetarian

Oven Mitt - Hot, Hot Vegetarian

MMMM kale and radish and peas and tofu?! Gimme some of THAT! Super-insulated. 100% cotton...

$17.95

Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine

Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right..

$17.95

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Fuck-Off Apron

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Fuck-Off Apron

Herbs are so great because they're easy to grow, they pack a punch, and they don't talk back. Made f..

$46.95

This Girl's Got a Lot to Say Socks

This Girl's Got a Lot to Say Socks

One thing she wants to say is that you're not the boss of her. The other thing she wants to say is t..

$14.95

This Meeting is Bullshit Jumbo Pouch

This Meeting is Bullshit Jumbo Pouch

For all the bullshit papers that you have to print to your bullshit meeting. Also carries non-bullsh..

$12.95

This Meeting is Bullshit Socks

This Meeting is Bullshit Socks

I hate to be the one to break it to you... NOT! Women's shoe size 5-10. 69% combed cotton; 30% nylon..

$14.95

Vanilla Cardamom Lip Balm

Vanilla Cardamom Lip Balm

 This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good..

$8.95

Well, This Sucks Socks

Well, This Sucks Socks

Ever have a tough day? Of course, we all do. But what sets us, you and me, apart is that we face tho..

$14.95

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

Worst Gift Ever Men's Socks

Socks: they're just like us. They laugh, they cry and sometimes they sit on a stairway to nowhere, m..

$16.95

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