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"Birthday Bitch" Felt Garland

"Birthday Bitch" Felt Garland

Hey, B*tch, It's your Birthday!Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.76.5"..

$17.95

"COOL AS F#&K" Felt Garland

"COOL AS F#&K" Felt Garland

You're cool as f#&k! Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.66" in leng..

$17.95

"Eat Chips" Felt Garland

"Eat Chips" Felt Garland

Celebrate the little things... Like eating chips.Add a fun + festive touch to any space wi..

$17.95

"Stay Weird" Felt Garland

"Stay Weird" Felt Garland

Life is too short to be normal. Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland..

$17.95

All Dressed Chips Patch

All Dressed Chips Patch

Ah, the All-Dressed Chip. When you can’t decide what flavour of chips you want, why not have them al..

$7.95

Arts and Crafts Notebook

Arts and Crafts Notebook

96 PAGES. 32 GRAPH, LINED & PLAIN PAGES.DIMENSIONS: 21.8cm (H) x 14.2cm (W) / 8.58" (H) x 5.59" ..

$14.95

Bacon Bandages

Bacon Bandages

Discover the healing power of bacon!There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Banda..

$9.95

Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..

$6.95

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

It's all the familiar delight of a beer bottle... atop a sleek, chic wine stem. So whether you're si..

$16.95

Bird Feed Spoon and Bowl Set

Bird Feed Spoon and Bowl Set

go bird watching at breakfast Your kids will flock to this charming spoon and bowl set. The spoo..

$16.95

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Put the bite on your beverage with this solid metal take on a classic vampire teeth.  Keyring a..

$14.95

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass with a faceted geometric design. The bottom heavy design will keep the shot gl..

$39.95

Booze Foos Drink Stirrers

Booze Foos Drink Stirrers

Who can resist the thrill of spinning your rows of foosball men and smoking one into your opponent's..

$12.95

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Carry this flashy oversized job with you so you're never caught off guard if a bottle jumps you in s..

$12.95

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - White

Bracelet Flask - White

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Brain Freeze Ice Mold

Brain Freeze Ice Mold

We humans are well known for our highly-evolved sense of humor - as evidenced by Brain Freeze, the i..

$12.95

Bullseye Dart Party Picks

Bullseye Dart Party Picks

Finally your snacks will really hit the spot and isn't that really the whole point? Bullseye Party P..

$9.95

Cardboard Radio

Cardboard Radio

FM radio AND a portable speaker for your iPod (or other music player). Take your music with you, ide..

$49.95

Cassette Book Mark

Cassette Book Mark

Record your place with these retro cassette bookmarks The days of mangled mix tapes are gone, bu..

$7.95

Chemistry Book Flask

Chemistry Book Flask

You'll really make the grade with the Chemistry book. Hidden inside is a stainless steel flask, read..

$24.95

Chill Out Card

Chill Out Card

Know somebody that has been working too hard? Send them some heavy handed advice! Look up at th..

$4.95

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas comes but once a year, so you probably don't want to commit to a permanent tattoo. Once yo..

$7.95

Classic Bowl - No Fun

Classic Bowl - No Fun

Keep your pup and your other pets hydrated this summer! ...and I guess in all the other seasons too...

$9.95

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

When your love is on the rocks A warm heart is fine for playing with kittens, but when you're st..

$12.95

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, f..

$12.95

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper

Add an absurd little bird to your wine bottle and your dinner guests will surely have something to s..

$12.95

Crystal Growing: Cherry Tree

Crystal Growing: Cherry Tree

Watch a festival of microcrystals grow and bloom before your eyes.  The kit includes a paper tr..

$12.95

Crystal Growing: Giant Sequoia

Crystal Growing: Giant Sequoia

Introducing our take on the classic crystal growing tree: the mighty Giant Sequoia.  We now hav..

$12.95

Crystal Growing: Volcano

Crystal Growing: Volcano

Exploding onto the crystal growing scene is our new volcano kit.  The kit includes the paper fo..

$12.95

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot is a wooden toy robot inspired by Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles. Made from wood and elasti..

$27.95

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Daschund salt & pepper shakers. Silicone rubber and aluminum...

$14.95

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) ..

$9.95

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..

$11.95

Dinner DJ Dining Set

Dinner DJ Dining Set

eat with the beat! Get your dinner spinning with DINNER DJ. Interactive melamine dinner set has ..

$36.95

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Purple

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Purple

the game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER p..

$24.95

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Red

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Red

the game of yum... eat to win! Bravely rescue dinner by becoming a Supper Hero! DINNER WINNER pr..

$24.95

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..

$14.95

Doobie Birthday Candles

Doobie Birthday Candles

Happy doobie to you Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our Lit birthday ..

$7.95

Doomed Shot Glass

Doomed Shot Glass

This formidable shot glass is Fred's tribute to the Skull of Doom, which Mayan legend claims has the..

$14.95

Electric Pencil Sharpener

Electric Pencil Sharpener

The Kikklerland Electric Pencil Sharpener is the 'must-have' for back to school.  It has a low ..

$19.95

Escape Lid Lifters

Escape Lid Lifters

Deep sea critters keep your pots from boiling over Slip Fred's color-changing silicone octopus t..

$14.95

Fan-fucking-tastic Notecard Set

Fan-fucking-tastic Notecard Set

Delightfully irreverent and classy, this notecard set offers 4 different greetings-all rendered in b..

$21.95

Fancy That Gem Shot Glasses

Fancy That Gem Shot Glasses

Dress up your drinking with these double-walled gem shot glasses. So precious! Set of two 2.5 oz. bo..

$24.95

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..

$10.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.75

Flying Goose Enamel Pin

Flying Goose Enamel Pin

The iconic Canada Goose immortalized in a golden enamel pin. Celebrate the beloved water foul by sti..

$9.95

Food Fighters Party Picks

Food Fighters Party Picks

These retro action figures are ready to commandeer your crostini, patrol your portabellas, storm you..

$12.95

Fresh Picked Baking Cups

Fresh Picked Baking Cups

Much ado about muffin Bring the fun of the farmer's market right to your kitchen! Fresh Picked a..

$16.95

Frozen Smiles Ice Tray

Frozen Smiles Ice Tray

All of a sudden, dentures aren't just for Grandpa anymore! Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and dr..

$11.95

Fucking Brilliant Journal

Fucking Brilliant Journal

Record your most amazing ideas in this "Fucking Brilliant" journal.12cm x 18cm, 192 pages...

$14.95

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..

$10.95

Gin and Tonic Ice Tray

Gin and Tonic Ice Tray

You get four ocean liners and four icebergs in each Gin and Titonic - just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, an..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Beer

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Beer

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Googly Eyes Push Pins

Googly Eyes Push Pins

Push pins are boring. Sure, they hold important memos on cork boards and posters on telephone poles,..

$6.95

Gradient Puzzle - Black/White

Gradient Puzzle - Black/White

Bryce Wilner’s Gradient Puzzle is a vibrant way to meditate on color. The act of putting it together..

$29.95

Handy Man Gift Set Large

Handy Man Gift Set Large

 Includes::Handy Hammer Multi Tool with 4 screwdrivers that store in brass handle:6 in 1 Bug Pl..

$44.95

Heartful Singing Bird

Heartful Singing Bird

SOUND ACTIVATED!! HEARTFUL SINGING BLUE BIRD. Once the birdie knows that you are in the room, you ca..

$29.95

Hipster Mustache

Hipster Mustache

You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is ..

$6.95

Hypno Glasses

Hypno Glasses

You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you bu..

$12.95

Introvert Notebooks

Introvert Notebooks

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..

$12.95

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..

$12.95

Liquid Body Flask

Liquid Body Flask

This mirror-finish steel flask holds the perfect amount of your favorite sipper. Its unique manufact..

$79.95

Lizard Tongue Spoon

Lizard Tongue Spoon

The spoon that sticks out! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! It might be a little rude to stick out your tong..

$12.95

Log Head Rest

Log Head Rest

Relax your head and neck with this lightweight novelty log print pillow. Outside cover made of po..

$24.95

Love Potion Card

Love Potion Card

A2 greeting card for all the lovers in the house.Drink up!Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto.&n..

$4.95

Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags

Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags

Whether your favorite brown-bagger is full-grown or pint-size, here's a way you can add some zing to..

$7.95

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..

$19.95

Magnetic Fly Swatter

Magnetic Fly Swatter

Often, the most difficult part of swatting flies is locating the fly swatter. This design allows for..

$10.95

Manatea Mug and Tea Infuser Set

Manatea Mug and Tea Infuser Set

Mug meets infuser, and happiness brews. Relax, go with the flow, and enjoy a perfectly brewed cu..

$26.95

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

With its slim profile and foldable design, this tech-cessory is ideal for travel. Capturing your adv..

$16.95

Mr. Tea Infuser

Mr. Tea Infuser

Toss some tea in his trousers Mr. Tea is an ideal tea-time companion. Just load his little silic..

$26.95

My Travel Journal

My Travel Journal

A giant diary for a lifetime of globe trotting. Never forget those memorable moments of your life..

$49.95

Odour Eraser

Odour Eraser

Rub out stubborn food-prep funk! Need to rub out that onion, garlic or fish smell that lingers o..

$12.95

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me ..

$17.95

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Wax coated food safe paper straws printed with soy based inks. A stylish alternative to plastic stra..

$10.95

Paradise Puzzle

Paradise Puzzle

550 piece puzzle featuring photography by Martin Yeeles. This picture was taken in Tucumcari, New Me..

$29.95

Pickle Bandages

Pickle Bandages

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fi..

$8.95

Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark

Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark

Place near light to charge. Glow lasts 2 hours per charge. ..

$15.95

Pocket Folio - First Aid for Beginners Kit

Pocket Folio - First Aid for Beginners Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1 x PB..

$29.95

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1x Pun..

$29.95

Pocket Folio - Perfect Gentleman Grooming Kit

Pocket Folio - Perfect Gentleman Grooming Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1 x Na..

$29.95

Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..

$16.95

Poutine Notebook

Poutine Notebook

The perfect notebook for your favorite Poutine places in the city, Poutine recipes or gravy spills!&..

$12.95

Psychic Readings Card

Psychic Readings Card

A2 greeting card for all your future predictions in extra magical metallic purple!Screen printed by ..

$4.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$9.95

Puzzlehead Puzzle

Puzzlehead Puzzle

Puzzlehead is both a brainteaser and construction toy, inspired by the doodles of artist-cartoonist-..

$29.95

Red Phone Disco LIght

Red Phone Disco LIght

This groovy, colorful light plugs into your phone and lights up to the rhythm of your music!iOS comp..

$10.95

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic R..

$44.95

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Do you love the show Mad Men? We do. These pens look like they were lifted off the set. Our retro se..

$7.95

Retro Switchblade Comb

Retro Switchblade Comb

A classic retro novelty. Black handle. Metal construction. Opens to 9 inches. Gift boxed. ..

$4.95

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Paper place mat pad featuring photographs of roadside signs by Martin Yeeles. Twenty-four pages in a..

$24.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$6.95

Shot Glasses + Skull

Shot Glasses + Skull

Awesome heavy weight glass shooters. Holds 1.5 oz. Sold here as a set of 4 glasses. Dishwasher safe...

$14.95

Skull Tidy - White

Skull Tidy - White

Keep your essentials in your head.Keys, glasses, phone, watch, loose change, and the contents of you..

$110.00

Snake and Sword Card

Snake and Sword Card

A2 greeting card featuring a serious orange snake.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Stur..

$4.95

Solar Mountie

Solar Mountie

Designed By Chris Collicott...

$26.95

Spinney Wind Up

Spinney Wind Up

Spinney was created in deepest New Jersey, in the basement of a turn of the century Arts and Crafts ..

$16.95

Stylophone BeatBox Pocket Drum Machine

Stylophone BeatBox Pocket Drum Machine

The new Stylophone Beatbox is an exciting portable drum ma;chine based on the legendary Stylophone's..

$36.95

Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers

Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers

Spice up your table with sunk-in shakers Standard salt and pepper is so boring. Fred's SUNK-IN s..

$21.95

Tattoo Party Tin

Tattoo Party Tin

Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, it’s..

$12.95

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Stop hunting around for your keys and use a steel animal head as a key chain. When you arrive home..

$22.95

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Free your feline from mind control. It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Yo..

$12.95

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..

$12.95

Transformit Eraser Kit

Transformit Eraser Kit

COMPLETE KIT - Includes 1 eraser, 4 plastic wheels, 2 wings, 1 sail, 1 spoiler, 1 jet engine and 1 g..

$12.95

Trick of the Day

Trick of the Day

Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..

$19.95

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..

$16.95

Winestein Wine Glass Mug

Winestein Wine Glass Mug

You like sipping wine, but sometimes you're just more comfortable with a mug in your mitt. Well this..

$24.95

Wisabi Hard Candy

Wisabi Hard Candy

For some reason, wasabi hasn't crossed over into mainstream American culture. Why should it be serve..

$9.95

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

 Feel the nostalgia of school days past as you slide the handsome storage box open and reveal a..

$12.95

Yum-Bots Children's Utensils

Yum-Bots Children's Utensils

TAKE ME TO YOUR FEEDERDomo arigato, Mister Yumbot-o! Junior will be snacking on some sci-fi fun with..

$14.95

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