Novelties
"Birthday Bitch" Felt Garland
Hey, B*tch, It's your Birthday!Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.76.5"..
$17.95
"COOL AS F#&K" Felt Garland
You're cool as f#&k! Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.66" in leng..
$17.95
"Eat Chips" Felt Garland
Celebrate the little things... Like eating chips.Add a fun + festive touch to any space wi..
$17.95
"Stay Weird" Felt Garland
Life is too short to be normal. Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland..
$17.95
50 Year Calendar Paperweight
Find the day of the week for any future date up to 50 years from now...
$14.95
A Vinyl Collection Puzzle
550 piece puzzle featuring the spines of vinyl sleeves from the record collection of Martin Yeeles. ..
$29.95
All Dressed Chips Patch
Ah, the All-Dressed Chip. When you can’t decide what flavour of chips you want, why not have them al..
$7.95
Arts and Crafts Notebook
96 PAGES. 32 GRAPH, LINED & PLAIN PAGES.DIMENSIONS: 21.8cm (H) x 14.2cm (W) / 8.58" (H) x 5.59" ..
$14.95
Bacon Bandages
Discover the healing power of bacon!There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Banda..
$9.95
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Bacon Bits Mints
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavo..
$6.95
Bacon Floss
Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..
$6.95
Bacon Hard Candy
These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fan..
$9.95
Banned Books Mug
Happiness is a good book and a warm drink.Coated ceramicHeat-reactiveMicrowave safe. Hand wash only...
$14.95
Beerdeaux Wine Glass
It's all the familiar delight of a beer bottle... atop a sleek, chic wine stem. So whether you're si..
$16.95
Bird Feed Spoon and Bowl Set
go bird watching at breakfast Your kids will flock to this charming spoon and bowl set. The spoo..
$16.95
Bird Toothpick Dispenser
No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..
$12.95
Bite Me - Bottle Opener
Put the bite on your beverage with this solid metal take on a classic vampire teeth. Keyring a..
$14.95
Black Bull Shot Glass
Black Bull Shot Glass with a faceted geometric design. The bottom heavy design will keep the shot gl..
$39.95
Bombs Away Shot Glasses
The next time you plan to party make sure you're well armed. Our Bombs Away shot glasses are guarant..
$22.95
Books Matchbox Set
Brighten up your restricted reading section with our banned books match box set!Featuring Slaughterh..
$9.95
Booze Foos Drink Stirrers
Who can resist the thrill of spinning your rows of foosball men and smoking one into your opponent's..
$12.95
Bottle Blade Bottle Opener
Carry this flashy oversized job with you so you're never caught off guard if a bottle jumps you in s..
$12.95
Bracelet Flask - Chrome
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bracelet Flask - Turquoise
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bracelet Flask - White
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Breakfast of Champions Mug
Happiness is a good book and a warm drink.Coated ceramicDishwasher and microwave safeHolds 12 oz...
$14.95
Bullseye Dart Party Picks
Finally your snacks will really hit the spot and isn't that really the whole point? Bullseye Party P..
$9.95
Canada Hockey Magnets
We're taking you back to your childhood with these table top hockey magnets.Eight vintage Canad..
$12.95
Captain Canuck Action Figure
Mego style 7" Action figure with cloth costume. Packaged on Card.Designed by Sam Noir in conjunction..
$29.95
Cardboard Radio
FM radio AND a portable speaker for your iPod (or other music player). Take your music with you, ide..
$49.95
Cassette Book Mark
Record your place with these retro cassette bookmarks The days of mangled mix tapes are gone, bu..
$7.95
Chill Out Card
Know somebody that has been working too hard? Send them some heavy handed advice! Look up at th..
$4.95
Christmas Tattoos
Christmas comes but once a year, so you probably don't want to commit to a permanent tattoo. Once yo..
$7.95
Classic Bowl - No Fun
Keep your pup and your other pets hydrated this summer! ...and I guess in all the other seasons too...
$9.95
Classic Disguise Glasses
This Classic Disguise, with black furry eyebrows and mustache, will give you a whole new look, unles..
$4.95
Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould
When your love is on the rocks A warm heart is fine for playing with kittens, but when you're st..
$12.95
Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray
What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, f..
$12.95
Crustache Sandwich Cutter
The mustache sandwich cutter This handy bread-and-toast punch removes those pesky crusts and giv..
$10.95
Crystal Growing: Cherry Tree
Watch a festival of microcrystals grow and bloom before your eyes. The kit includes a paper tr..
$12.95
Crystal Growing: Giant Sequoia
Introducing our take on the classic crystal growing tree: the mighty Giant Sequoia. We now hav..
$12.95
Cubebot Natural
Cubebot is a wooden toy robot inspired by Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles. Made from wood and elasti..
$27.95
Cupcake Lip Balm
When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about? Cupcakes, of course! Each tube o..
$4.95
Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers
Daschund salt & pepper shakers. Silicone rubber and aluminum...
$14.95
Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare
Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) ..
$9.95
Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder
SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..
$11.95
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Dinner DJ Dining Set
eat with the beat! Get your dinner spinning with DINNER DJ. Interactive melamine dinner set has ..
$36.95
Dinner Winner - Kids Dinner Tray
EAT, PLAY, WINDinner Winner makes food fun! The goal is to get to the finish line, where a special c..
$24.95
Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Purple
the game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER p..
$24.95
Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Red
the game of yum... eat to win! Bravely rescue dinner by becoming a Supper Hero! DINNER WINNER pr..
$24.95
Dish Towel - Artist at Work
La-di-da. Just over here whipping up a masterpiece, no recipe needed. No, you can't help right now. ..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal
At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..
$14.95
Doomed Shot Glass
This formidable shot glass is Fred's tribute to the Skull of Doom, which Mayan legend claims has the..
$14.95
Earaser Eraser
Gogh and erase your mistakes! We all make mistakes, artistic or otherwise. Take matters into you..
$6.95
Emergency Meal Transport
Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and rea..
$24.95
Emergency Underpants
Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..
$7.95
Fancy That Gem Shot Glasses
Dress up your drinking with these double-walled gem shot glasses. So precious! Set of two 2.5 oz. bo..
$24.95
Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3
Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..
$10.95
Finger Zombies
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..
$1.75
Flipside Dishwasher Sign
Are those dishes clean or dirty? Save yourself the trouble of constantly opening and closing the dis..
$9.95
Flying Goose Enamel Pin
The iconic Canada Goose immortalized in a golden enamel pin. Celebrate the beloved water foul by sti..
$9.95
Food Fighters Party Picks
These retro action figures are ready to commandeer your crostini, patrol your portabellas, storm you..
$12.95
French Toast Bread Stamp
It's the toast of Paris Just stamp your baguette, pop it in le toaster, and suddenly you're rela..
$4.95
Fresh Picked Baking Cups
Much ado about muffin Bring the fun of the farmer's market right to your kitchen! Fresh Picked a..
$16.95
Frozen Smiles Ice Tray
All of a sudden, dentures aren't just for Grandpa anymore! Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and dr..
$11.95
Giant Wooden Pencil
This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..
$10.95
Gin and Tonic Ice Tray
You get four ocean liners and four icebergs in each Gin and Titonic - just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, an..
$12.95
Gnarly Teeth
Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..
$12.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$12.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$12.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$12.95
Gradient Puzzle - Black/White
Bryce Wilner’s Gradient Puzzle is a vibrant way to meditate on color. The act of putting it together..
$29.95
Gravy Candy
Everybody loves gravy and everybody loves candy; that means Gravy Candy has to be an instant hit! Wi..
$7.95
Handy Man Gift Set Large
Includes::Handy Hammer Multi Tool with 4 screwdrivers that store in brass handle:6 in 1 Bug Pl..
$44.95
Heartful Singing Bird
SOUND ACTIVATED!! HEARTFUL SINGING BLUE BIRD. Once the birdie knows that you are in the room, you ca..
$29.95
Hipster Mustache
You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is ..
$6.95
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
Hanging Squirrel Feeder Squirrel stands on hind legs to eat and looks like it's wearing a horse..
$29.95
Hypno Glasses
You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you bu..
$12.95
Introvert Notebooks
INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..
$12.95
Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..
$12.95
Last Supper Placemats
Put down one of these Last Supper Paper Placemats the next time you're having friends over for loave..
$9.95
Library Card Mug - Yellow
Happiness is a good book and a warm drink. Coated ceramicDishwasher and microwave safeHolds 12 ..
$14.95
Liquid Body Flask
This mirror-finish steel flask holds the perfect amount of your favorite sipper. Its unique manufact..
$79.95
Lizard Tongue Spoon
The spoon that sticks out! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! It might be a little rude to stick out your tong..
$12.95
Log Head Rest
Relax your head and neck with this lightweight novelty log print pillow. Outside cover made of po..
$24.95
Love Potion Card
A2 greeting card for all the lovers in the house.Drink up!Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto.&n..
$4.95
Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags
Whether your favorite brown-bagger is full-grown or pint-size, here's a way you can add some zing to..
$7.95
Magic Tricks
Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..
$19.95
Magnetic Fly Swatter
Often, the most difficult part of swatting flies is locating the fly swatter. This design allows for..
$10.95
Manatea Mug and Tea Infuser Set
Mug meets infuser, and happiness brews. Relax, go with the flow, and enjoy a perfectly brewed cu..
$26.95
Maple Candle with Wood Wick
This has been a popular item at Small-Mart – a great reminder of our maple syrup making traditi..
$14.95
Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black
With its slim profile and foldable design, this tech-cessory is ideal for travel. Capturing your adv..
$16.95
Mr. Tea Infuser
Toss some tea in his trousers Mr. Tea is an ideal tea-time companion. Just load his little silic..
$26.95
My Travel Journal
A giant diary for a lifetime of globe trotting. Never forget those memorable moments of your life..
$49.95
Odour Eraser
Rub out stubborn food-prep funk! Need to rub out that onion, garlic or fish smell that lingers o..
$12.95
Oven Mitt - Hellraiser
You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious
Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me ..
$17.95
Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box
Wax coated food safe paper straws printed with soy based inks. A stylish alternative to plastic stra..
$9.95
Paradise Puzzle
550 piece puzzle featuring photography by Martin Yeeles. This picture was taken in Tucumcari, New Me..
$29.95
Pickle Bandages
Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fi..
$8.95
Pocket Folio - First Aid for Beginners Kit
This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1 x PB..
$29.95
Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit
This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1x Pun..
$29.95
Pocket Folio - Perfect Gentleman Grooming Kit
This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1 x Na..
$29.95
Polar Bear Eraser
The Polar Bears have become endangered through hunting and destruction of their natural habitats. Ki..
$12.95
Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug
Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..
$16.95
Poutine Notebook
The perfect notebook for your favorite Poutine places in the city, Poutine recipes or gravy spills!&..
$12.95
Psychic Readings Card
A2 greeting card for all your future predictions in extra magical metallic purple!Screen printed by ..
$4.95
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..
$9.95
Puzzlehead Puzzle
Puzzlehead is both a brainteaser and construction toy, inspired by the doodles of artist-cartoonist-..
$29.95
Remote Control Walking Zombie
Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic R..
$44.95
Retro Pens 5 Per Set
Do you love the show Mad Men? We do. These pens look like they were lifted off the set. Our retro se..
$7.95
Retro Switchblade Comb
A classic retro novelty. Black handle. Metal construction. Opens to 9 inches. Gift boxed. ..
$4.95
Ring to It + Bike Bell
The Ring To It Bike Bell is the winner of the Dutch Design Challenge 2014, a collaboration between t..
$16.95
Roadtrip Place Mat Pad
Paper place mat pad featuring photographs of roadside signs by Martin Yeeles. Twenty-four pages in a..
$24.95
Romeo and Julienne Cutting Board
cutting is such sweet sorrow ROMEO & JULIENNE is a solid beechwood cutting board that looks ..
$19.95
Shakespearean Insult Gum
Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..
$6.95
Shot Glasses + Skull
Awesome heavy weight glass shooters. Holds 1.5 oz. Sold here as a set of 4 glasses. Dishwasher safe...
$14.95
Skull Ice Mould
Death to warm drinks Nothing's cooler than a crypt... icier than a lifeless stare... colder than..
$12.95
Skull Tidy - White
Keep your essentials in your head.Keys, glasses, phone, watch, loose change, and the contents of you..
$110.00
Snake and Sword Card
A2 greeting card featuring a serious orange snake.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Stur..
$4.95
Stopped Up! Wine Plug
Got an open bottle of wine? Use this old-school stopper and keep it for a better day. We've even att..
$12.95
Stylophone BeatBox Pocket Drum Machine
The new Stylophone Beatbox is an exciting portable drum ma;chine based on the legendary Stylophone's..
$36.95
Stylophone GenX-1 Portable Analogue Synthesizer
From quirky beats to haunting melodies, you can twist and warp every note in the palm of your hand.&..
$99.00
Stylophone Pocket Synthesizer
The stylus-operated Stylophone pocket synthesizer has become one of the most popular electronic musi..
$36.95
Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers
Spice up your table with sunk-in shakers Standard salt and pepper is so boring. Fred's SUNK-IN s..
$21.95
Super Awesome Trading Cards
Yeah, those Mork & Mindy cards you have in a shoebox at your mom’s house are pretty awesome, but..
$2.95
Surprise Stash Pouch
Always feel like you're looking for an extra pocket? Here is one you can take with you everywhe..
$24.95
The Amazing All-Seeing Eye
It's the classic magic 8 ball fortune telling toy with a new look. Has the classic 10 answers. Ask i..
$16.95
Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder
Stop hunting around for your keys and use a steel animal head as a key chain. When you arrive home..
$22.95
Tiki Mug Party Pack
Party Pack of four ceramic Tiki Mugs: Jake, Big Al, Lenny, ArtieColours: Green, Purple, Br..
$44.95
Tin Foil Hat For Cats
Free your feline from mind control. It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Yo..
$12.95
Tin Foil Hat For Humans
This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..
$12.95
Transformit Eraser Kit
COMPLETE KIT - Includes 1 eraser, 4 plastic wheels, 2 wings, 1 sail, 1 spoiler, 1 jet engine and 1 g..
$12.95
Tree Friendly Recycled Pencils
Part of the Mexico Design Challenge 2011, Save the trees! We need them! Every time you remove a Tree..
$5.95
Trick of the Day
Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..
$19.95
Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug
Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..
$16.95
William Shakespeare Action Figure
William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..
$19.95
Winestein Wine Glass Mug
You like sipping wine, but sometimes you're just more comfortable with a mug in your mitt. Well this..
$24.95
Wood Pencil Doodle Box
Feel the nostalgia of school days past as you slide the handsome storage box open and reveal a..
$11.95