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"Birthday Bitch" Felt Garland

"Birthday Bitch" Felt Garland

Hey, B*tch, It's your Birthday!Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.76.5"..

$17.95

"COOL AS F#&K" Felt Garland

"COOL AS F#&K" Felt Garland

You're cool as f#&k! Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.66" in leng..

$17.95

"Eat Chips" Felt Garland

"Eat Chips" Felt Garland

Celebrate the little things... Like eating chips.Add a fun + festive touch to any space wi..

$17.95

"Stay Weird" Felt Garland

"Stay Weird" Felt Garland

Life is too short to be normal. Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland..

$17.95

50 Year Calendar Paperweight

50 Year Calendar Paperweight

Find the day of the week for any future date up to 50 years from now...

$14.95

A Vinyl Collection Puzzle

A Vinyl Collection Puzzle

550 piece puzzle featuring the spines of vinyl sleeves from the record collection of Martin Yeeles. ..

$29.95

All Dressed Chips Patch

All Dressed Chips Patch

Ah, the All-Dressed Chip. When you can’t decide what flavour of chips you want, why not have them al..

$7.95

Arts and Crafts Notebook

Arts and Crafts Notebook

96 PAGES. 32 GRAPH, LINED & PLAIN PAGES.DIMENSIONS: 21.8cm (H) x 14.2cm (W) / 8.58" (H) x 5.59" ..

$14.95

Bacon Bandages

Bacon Bandages

Discover the healing power of bacon!There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Banda..

$9.95

Bacon Bits Mints

Bacon Bits Mints

Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavo..

$6.95

Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..

$6.95

Bacon Hard Candy

Bacon Hard Candy

These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fan..

$9.95

Banned Books Mug

Banned Books Mug

Happiness is a good book and a warm drink.Coated ceramicHeat-reactiveMicrowave safe. Hand wash only...

$14.95

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

It's all the familiar delight of a beer bottle... atop a sleek, chic wine stem. So whether you're si..

$16.95

Bird Feed Spoon and Bowl Set

Bird Feed Spoon and Bowl Set

go bird watching at breakfast Your kids will flock to this charming spoon and bowl set. The spoo..

$16.95

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..

$12.95

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Put the bite on your beverage with this solid metal take on a classic vampire teeth.  Keyring a..

$14.95

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass with a faceted geometric design. The bottom heavy design will keep the shot gl..

$39.95

Bombs Away Shot Glasses

Bombs Away Shot Glasses

The next time you plan to party make sure you're well armed. Our Bombs Away shot glasses are guarant..

$22.95

Books Matchbox Set

Books Matchbox Set

Brighten up your restricted reading section with our banned books match box set!Featuring Slaughterh..

$9.95

Booze Foos Drink Stirrers

Booze Foos Drink Stirrers

Who can resist the thrill of spinning your rows of foosball men and smoking one into your opponent's..

$12.95

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Carry this flashy oversized job with you so you're never caught off guard if a bottle jumps you in s..

$12.95

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - White

Bracelet Flask - White

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Breakfast of Champions Mug

Breakfast of Champions Mug

Happiness is a good book and a warm drink.Coated ceramicDishwasher and microwave safeHolds 12 oz...

$14.95

Bullseye Dart Party Picks

Bullseye Dart Party Picks

Finally your snacks will really hit the spot and isn't that really the whole point? Bullseye Party P..

$9.95

Canada Hockey Magnets

Canada Hockey Magnets

We're taking you back to your childhood with these table top hockey magnets.Eight vintage Canad..

$12.95

Captain Canuck Action Figure

Captain Canuck Action Figure

Mego style 7" Action figure with cloth costume. Packaged on Card.Designed by Sam Noir in conjunction..

$29.95

Cardboard Radio

Cardboard Radio

FM radio AND a portable speaker for your iPod (or other music player). Take your music with you, ide..

$49.95

Cassette Book Mark

Cassette Book Mark

Record your place with these retro cassette bookmarks The days of mangled mix tapes are gone, bu..

$7.95

Chill Out Card

Chill Out Card

Know somebody that has been working too hard? Send them some heavy handed advice! Look up at th..

$4.95

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas comes but once a year, so you probably don't want to commit to a permanent tattoo. Once yo..

$7.95

Classic Bowl - No Fun

Classic Bowl - No Fun

Keep your pup and your other pets hydrated this summer! ...and I guess in all the other seasons too...

$9.95

Classic Disguise Glasses

Classic Disguise Glasses

This Classic Disguise, with black furry eyebrows and mustache, will give you a whole new look, unles..

$4.95

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

When your love is on the rocks A warm heart is fine for playing with kittens, but when you're st..

$12.95

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, f..

$12.95

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

The mustache sandwich cutter This handy bread-and-toast punch removes those pesky crusts and giv..

$10.95

Crystal Growing: Cherry Tree

Crystal Growing: Cherry Tree

Watch a festival of microcrystals grow and bloom before your eyes.  The kit includes a paper tr..

$12.95

Crystal Growing: Giant Sequoia

Crystal Growing: Giant Sequoia

Introducing our take on the classic crystal growing tree: the mighty Giant Sequoia.  We now hav..

$12.95

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot is a wooden toy robot inspired by Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles. Made from wood and elasti..

$27.95

Cupcake Lip Balm

Cupcake Lip Balm

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about? Cupcakes, of course! Each tube o..

$4.95

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Daschund salt & pepper shakers. Silicone rubber and aluminum...

$14.95

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare

Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) ..

$9.95

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..

$11.95

Dinner DJ Dining Set

Dinner DJ Dining Set

eat with the beat! Get your dinner spinning with DINNER DJ. Interactive melamine dinner set has ..

$36.95

Dinner Winner - Kids Dinner Tray

Dinner Winner - Kids Dinner Tray

EAT, PLAY, WINDinner Winner makes food fun! The goal is to get to the finish line, where a special c..

$24.95

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Purple

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Purple

the game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER p..

$24.95

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Red

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Red

the game of yum... eat to win! Bravely rescue dinner by becoming a Supper Hero! DINNER WINNER pr..

$24.95

Dish Towel - Artist at Work

Dish Towel - Artist at Work

La-di-da. Just over here whipping up a masterpiece, no recipe needed. No, you can't help right now. ..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..

$14.95

Doomed Shot Glass

Doomed Shot Glass

This formidable shot glass is Fred's tribute to the Skull of Doom, which Mayan legend claims has the..

$14.95

Earaser Eraser

Earaser Eraser

Gogh and erase your mistakes! We all make mistakes, artistic or otherwise. Take matters into you..

$6.95

Emergency Meal Transport

Emergency Meal Transport

Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and rea..

$24.95

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..

$7.95

Fancy That Gem Shot Glasses

Fancy That Gem Shot Glasses

Dress up your drinking with these double-walled gem shot glasses. So precious! Set of two 2.5 oz. bo..

$24.95

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..

$10.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.75

Flipside Dishwasher Sign

Flipside Dishwasher Sign

Are those dishes clean or dirty? Save yourself the trouble of constantly opening and closing the dis..

$9.95

Flying Goose Enamel Pin

Flying Goose Enamel Pin

The iconic Canada Goose immortalized in a golden enamel pin. Celebrate the beloved water foul by sti..

$9.95

Food Fighters Party Picks

Food Fighters Party Picks

These retro action figures are ready to commandeer your crostini, patrol your portabellas, storm you..

$12.95

French Toast Bread Stamp

French Toast Bread Stamp

It's the toast of Paris Just stamp your baguette, pop it in le toaster, and suddenly you're rela..

$4.95

Fresh Picked Baking Cups

Fresh Picked Baking Cups

Much ado about muffin Bring the fun of the farmer's market right to your kitchen! Fresh Picked a..

$16.95

Frozen Smiles Ice Tray

Frozen Smiles Ice Tray

All of a sudden, dentures aren't just for Grandpa anymore! Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and dr..

$11.95

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..

$10.95

Gin and Tonic Ice Tray

Gin and Tonic Ice Tray

You get four ocean liners and four icebergs in each Gin and Titonic - just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, an..

$12.95

Gnarly Teeth

Gnarly Teeth

Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Gradient Puzzle - Black/White

Gradient Puzzle - Black/White

Bryce Wilner’s Gradient Puzzle is a vibrant way to meditate on color. The act of putting it together..

$29.95

Gravy Candy

Gravy Candy

Everybody loves gravy and everybody loves candy; that means Gravy Candy has to be an instant hit! Wi..

$7.95

Handy Man Gift Set Large

Handy Man Gift Set Large

 Includes::Handy Hammer Multi Tool with 4 screwdrivers that store in brass handle:6 in 1 Bug Pl..

$44.95

Heartful Singing Bird

Heartful Singing Bird

SOUND ACTIVATED!! HEARTFUL SINGING BLUE BIRD. Once the birdie knows that you are in the room, you ca..

$29.95

Hipster Mustache

Hipster Mustache

You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is ..

$6.95

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Hanging Squirrel Feeder Squirrel stands on hind legs to eat and looks like it's wearing a horse..

$29.95

Hypno Glasses

Hypno Glasses

You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you bu..

$12.95

Introvert Notebooks

Introvert Notebooks

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..

$12.95

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..

$12.95

Last Supper Placemats

Last Supper Placemats

Put down one of these Last Supper Paper Placemats the next time you're having friends over for loave..

$9.95

Library Card Mug - Yellow

Library Card Mug - Yellow

Happiness is a good book and a warm drink. Coated ceramicDishwasher and microwave safeHolds 12 ..

$14.95

Liquid Body Flask

Liquid Body Flask

This mirror-finish steel flask holds the perfect amount of your favorite sipper. Its unique manufact..

$79.95

Lizard Tongue Spoon

Lizard Tongue Spoon

The spoon that sticks out! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! It might be a little rude to stick out your tong..

$12.95

Log Head Rest

Log Head Rest

Relax your head and neck with this lightweight novelty log print pillow. Outside cover made of po..

$24.95

Love Potion Card

Love Potion Card

A2 greeting card for all the lovers in the house.Drink up!Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto.&n..

$4.95

Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags

Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags

Whether your favorite brown-bagger is full-grown or pint-size, here's a way you can add some zing to..

$7.95

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..

$19.95

Magnetic Fly Swatter

Magnetic Fly Swatter

Often, the most difficult part of swatting flies is locating the fly swatter. This design allows for..

$10.95

Manatea Mug and Tea Infuser Set

Manatea Mug and Tea Infuser Set

Mug meets infuser, and happiness brews. Relax, go with the flow, and enjoy a perfectly brewed cu..

$26.95

Maple Candle with Wood Wick

Maple Candle with Wood Wick

This has been a popular item at Small-Mart – a great reminder of our maple syrup making traditi..

$14.95

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

With its slim profile and foldable design, this tech-cessory is ideal for travel. Capturing your adv..

$16.95

Mr. Tea Infuser

Mr. Tea Infuser

Toss some tea in his trousers Mr. Tea is an ideal tea-time companion. Just load his little silic..

$26.95

My Travel Journal

My Travel Journal

A giant diary for a lifetime of globe trotting. Never forget those memorable moments of your life..

$49.95

Odour Eraser

Odour Eraser

Rub out stubborn food-prep funk! Need to rub out that onion, garlic or fish smell that lingers o..

$12.95

Oven Mitt - Hellraiser

Oven Mitt - Hellraiser

You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it..

$17.95

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me ..

$17.95

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Wax coated food safe paper straws printed with soy based inks. A stylish alternative to plastic stra..

$9.95

Paradise Puzzle

Paradise Puzzle

550 piece puzzle featuring photography by Martin Yeeles. This picture was taken in Tucumcari, New Me..

$29.95

Pickle Bandages

Pickle Bandages

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fi..

$8.95

Pocket Folio - First Aid for Beginners Kit

Pocket Folio - First Aid for Beginners Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1 x PB..

$29.95

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1x Pun..

$29.95

Pocket Folio - Perfect Gentleman Grooming Kit

Pocket Folio - Perfect Gentleman Grooming Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1 x Na..

$29.95

Polar Bear Eraser

Polar Bear Eraser

The Polar Bears have become endangered through hunting and destruction of their natural habitats. Ki..

$12.95

Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..

$16.95

Poutine Notebook

Poutine Notebook

The perfect notebook for your favorite Poutine places in the city, Poutine recipes or gravy spills!&..

$12.95

Psychic Readings Card

Psychic Readings Card

A2 greeting card for all your future predictions in extra magical metallic purple!Screen printed by ..

$4.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$9.95

Puzzlehead Puzzle

Puzzlehead Puzzle

Puzzlehead is both a brainteaser and construction toy, inspired by the doodles of artist-cartoonist-..

$29.95

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic R..

$44.95

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Do you love the show Mad Men? We do. These pens look like they were lifted off the set. Our retro se..

$7.95

Retro Switchblade Comb

Retro Switchblade Comb

A classic retro novelty. Black handle. Metal construction. Opens to 9 inches. Gift boxed. ..

$4.95

Ring to It + Bike Bell

Ring to It + Bike Bell

The Ring To It Bike Bell is the winner of the Dutch Design Challenge 2014, a collaboration between t..

$16.95

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Paper place mat pad featuring photographs of roadside signs by Martin Yeeles. Twenty-four pages in a..

$24.95

Romeo and Julienne Cutting Board

Romeo and Julienne Cutting Board

cutting is such sweet sorrow ROMEO & JULIENNE is a solid beechwood cutting board that looks ..

$19.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$6.95

Shot Glasses + Skull

Shot Glasses + Skull

Awesome heavy weight glass shooters. Holds 1.5 oz. Sold here as a set of 4 glasses. Dishwasher safe...

$14.95

Skull Ice Mould

Skull Ice Mould

Death to warm drinks Nothing's cooler than a crypt... icier than a lifeless stare... colder than..

$12.95

Skull Tidy - White

Skull Tidy - White

Keep your essentials in your head.Keys, glasses, phone, watch, loose change, and the contents of you..

$110.00

Snake and Sword Card

Snake and Sword Card

A2 greeting card featuring a serious orange snake.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Stur..

$4.95

Solar Mountie

Solar Mountie

Designed By Chris Collicott...

$26.95

Stopped Up! Wine Plug

Stopped Up! Wine Plug

Got an open bottle of wine? Use this old-school stopper and keep it for a better day. We've even att..

$12.95

Stylophone BeatBox Pocket Drum Machine

Stylophone BeatBox Pocket Drum Machine

The new Stylophone Beatbox is an exciting portable drum ma;chine based on the legendary Stylophone's..

$36.95

Stylophone GenX-1 Portable Analogue Synthesizer

Stylophone GenX-1 Portable Analogue Synthesizer

From quirky beats to haunting melodies, you can twist and warp every note in the palm of your hand.&..

$99.00

Stylophone Pocket Synthesizer

Stylophone Pocket Synthesizer

The stylus-operated Stylophone pocket synthesizer has become one of the most popular electronic musi..

$36.95

Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers

Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers

Spice up your table with sunk-in shakers Standard salt and pepper is so boring. Fred's SUNK-IN s..

$21.95

Super Awesome Trading Cards

Super Awesome Trading Cards

Yeah, those Mork & Mindy cards you have in a shoebox at your mom’s house are pretty awesome, but..

$2.95

Surprise Stash Pouch

Surprise Stash Pouch

Always feel like you're looking for an extra pocket? Here is one you can take with you everywhe..

$24.95

The Amazing All-Seeing Eye

The Amazing All-Seeing Eye

It's the classic magic 8 ball fortune telling toy with a new look. Has the classic 10 answers. Ask i..

$16.95

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Stop hunting around for your keys and use a steel animal head as a key chain. When you arrive home..

$22.95

Tiki Mug Party Pack

Tiki Mug Party Pack

Party Pack of four ceramic Tiki Mugs: Jake, Big Al, Lenny, ArtieColours: Green, Purple, Br..

$44.95

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Free your feline from mind control. It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Yo..

$12.95

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..

$12.95

Transformit Eraser Kit

Transformit Eraser Kit

COMPLETE KIT - Includes 1 eraser, 4 plastic wheels, 2 wings, 1 sail, 1 spoiler, 1 jet engine and 1 g..

$12.95

Tree Friendly Recycled Pencils

Tree Friendly Recycled Pencils

Part of the Mexico Design Challenge 2011, Save the trees! We need them! Every time you remove a Tree..

$5.95

Trick of the Day

Trick of the Day

Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..

$19.95

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..

$16.95

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..

$19.95

Winestein Wine Glass Mug

Winestein Wine Glass Mug

You like sipping wine, but sometimes you're just more comfortable with a mug in your mitt. Well this..

$24.95

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

 Feel the nostalgia of school days past as you slide the handsome storage box open and reveal a..

$11.95

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