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50 Year Calendar Paperweight

50 Year Calendar Paperweight

Find the day of the week for any future date up to 50 years from now...

$14.95

Aluminum Lunch Box

Aluminum Lunch Box

Made of light and durable anodized aluminum with dual locking roller clamps and a silicone seal on t..

$24.95

Areaware Diamond Box - Natural

Areaware Diamond Box - Natural

Round diamonds, calibrated to achieve the maximum in fire and brilliance, set the standard for all c..

$19.95

Art Supplies Tin Cigar Box

Art Supplies Tin Cigar Box

This absolutely gorgeous, eye catching supply tin looks stellar open or closed. Smothered with vinta..

$19.95

Arts and Crafts Notebook

Arts and Crafts Notebook

96 PAGES. 32 GRAPH, LINED & PLAIN PAGES.DIMENSIONS: 21.8cm (H) x 14.2cm (W) / 8.58" (H) x 5.59" ..

$14.95

Bacon Bandages

Bacon Bandages

Discover the healing power of bacon!There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Banda..

$8.95

Banned Books Mug

Banned Books Mug

Happiness is a good book and a warm drink.Coated ceramicHeat-reactiveMicrowave safe. Hand wash only...

$14.95

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

It's all the familiar delight of a beer bottle... atop a sleek, chic wine stem. So whether you're si..

$16.95

Bendy Wine Aerator

Bendy Wine Aerator

Oenological experts tell us that wine needs to breathe to reach peak flavor. So Fred's Bendy pourer ..

$16.95

Best Dam Notebook

Best Dam Notebook

Best Dam Notebook. Best Dam Nation. Canada. 8" x 6"160 pagesRuled paperMetal spiral binding..

$12.95

Bird Feed Spoon and Bowl Set

Bird Feed Spoon and Bowl Set

go bird watching at breakfast Your kids will flock to this charming spoon and bowl set. The spoo..

$16.95

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..

$12.95

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Put the bite on your beverage with this solid metal take on a classic vampire teeth.  Keyring a..

$14.95

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass with a faceted geometric design. The bottom heavy design will keep the shot gl..

$39.95

BlackMail Postcards

BlackMail Postcards

Create your own ransom style postcards It can be busy work kidnapping folk – finding a car ..

$9.95

Bombs Away Shot Glasses

Bombs Away Shot Glasses

The next time you plan to party make sure you're well armed. Our Bombs Away shot glasses are guarant..

$22.95

Bone Chillers Ice Cube Tray

Bone Chillers Ice Cube Tray

a chilling ice cube tray Chill your beverages to the bone! Fill and freeze our Bone Chillers tra..

$10.95

Booze Foos Drink Stirrers

Booze Foos Drink Stirrers

Who can resist the thrill of spinning your rows of foosball men and smoking one into your opponent's..

$12.95

Borrow My Pen

Borrow My Pen

You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of I..

$8.95

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Carry this flashy oversized job with you so you're never caught off guard if a bottle jumps you in s..

$12.95

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - White

Bracelet Flask - White

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Brain Freeze Ice Mold

Brain Freeze Ice Mold

We humans are well known for our highly-evolved sense of humor - as evidenced by Brain Freeze, the i..

$12.95

Bullseye Dart Party Picks

Bullseye Dart Party Picks

Finally your snacks will really hit the spot and isn't that really the whole point? Bullseye Party P..

$9.95

Canada Hockey Magnets

Canada Hockey Magnets

We're taking you back to your childhood with these table top hockey magnets.Eight vintage Canad..

$12.95

Canadian Icon Magnets

Canadian Icon Magnets

Double Double. Mounties. Polar Bears. Hockey. Beer. Curling. Maple syrup. Eh?Welcome to Canada.6.25"..

$12.95

Canadian Mountie Pencil Case

Canadian Mountie Pencil Case

We stand on guard for thee pencil case. 8.5" x 4.15"Printed PU LeatherNylon inner lining..

$14.95

Captain Canuck Action Figure

Captain Canuck Action Figure

Mego style 7" Action figure with cloth costume. Packaged on Card.Designed by Sam Noir in conjunction..

$29.95

Captain Canuck Coasters

Captain Canuck Coasters

Set of 4 cork based 4 inch Captain Canuck coasters. Hand made, epoxy coated and no two sets are..

$24.95

Cardboard Radio

Cardboard Radio

FM radio AND a portable speaker for your iPod (or other music player). Take your music with you, ide..

$49.95

Cassette Book Mark

Cassette Book Mark

Record your place with these retro cassette bookmarks The days of mangled mix tapes are gone, bu..

$7.95

Cherry Jelly Beans

Cherry Jelly Beans

Try as we might, we can't decide what we like best about these Cherry Jelly Beans. Is it the cool, r..

$6.95

Chill Out Card

Chill Out Card

Know somebody that has been working too hard? Send them some heavy handed advice! Look up at th..

$4.95

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas Tattoos

Christmas comes but once a year, so you probably don't want to commit to a permanent tattoo. Once yo..

$7.95

Classic Disguise Glasses

Classic Disguise Glasses

This Classic Disguise, with black furry eyebrows and mustache, will give you a whole new look, unles..

$4.95

Cloud Catcher Cotton Swab Holder

Cloud Catcher Cotton Swab Holder

Cloud Catcher is a sweet little hinged acrylic case that keeps your cotton swabs fresh, dry and read..

$14.95

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

When your love is on the rocks A warm heart is fine for playing with kittens, but when you're st..

$12.95

Colour Changing Umbrella

Colour Changing Umbrella

Our colour changing umbrellas come printed with special ink, white when dry, that comes to life when..

$29.95

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, f..

$12.95

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper

Add an absurd little bird to your wine bottle and your dinner guests will surely have something to s..

$12.95

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

The mustache sandwich cutter This handy bread-and-toast punch removes those pesky crusts and giv..

$10.95

Crystal Growing: Cherry Tree

Crystal Growing: Cherry Tree

Watch a festival of microcrystals grow and bloom before your eyes.  The kit includes a paper tr..

$12.95

Crystal Growing: Volcano

Crystal Growing: Volcano

Exploding onto the crystal growing scene is our new volcano kit.  The kit includes the paper fo..

$12.95

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot is a wooden toy robot inspired by Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles. Made from wood and elasti..

$27.95

Cupcake Lip Balm

Cupcake Lip Balm

When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about? Cupcakes, of course! Each tube o..

$4.95

Cupcake Toothpaste

Cupcake Toothpaste

Brushing your teeth with real frosting kind of defeats the purpose, but with this Cupcake Toothpaste..

$7.95

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Daschund salt & pepper shakers. Silicone rubber and aluminum...

$14.95

Daruma - A Wooden Wish Doll

Daruma - A Wooden Wish Doll

The Daruma is a traditional Japanese talisman for focusing on personal goals.  Modeled after Bo..

$12.95

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..

$11.95

Dinner DJ Dining Set

Dinner DJ Dining Set

eat with the beat! Get your dinner spinning with DINNER DJ. Interactive melamine dinner set has ..

$36.95

Dinner Winner - Kids Dinner Tray

Dinner Winner - Kids Dinner Tray

EAT, PLAY, WINDinner Winner makes food fun! The goal is to get to the finish line, where a special c..

$24.95

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Purple

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Purple

the game of yum... eat to win! Take a culinary tour through an Enchanted Forest! DINNER WINNER p..

$24.95

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Red

Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Red

the game of yum... eat to win! Bravely rescue dinner by becoming a Supper Hero! DINNER WINNER pr..

$24.95

Dish Towel - Artist at Work

Dish Towel - Artist at Work

La-di-da. Just over here whipping up a masterpiece, no recipe needed. No, you can't help right now. ..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers

Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers

This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are "Norman Rockwell" and ..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Eat Up Bitches

Dish Towel - Eat Up Bitches

Fancy schmancy, straight to the point, and also kinda perfect as an oversized cloth napkin or makesh..

$17.95

Dish Towel - Fuck Em

Dish Towel - Fuck Em

I am going to track down this inspirational, truth-speaking, stripe-loving lady. And when I do, I am..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Get the Hell out of my Kitchen

Dish Towel - Get the Hell out of my Kitchen

Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent package.100% unbleach..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Go Away

Dish Towel - Go Away

Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of thos..

$14.95

Dish Towel - I Want a Fucking Pizza

Dish Towel - I Want a Fucking Pizza

I'm all for religious tolerance and freedom, but if you don't believe in Pizza Angels then I can't b..

$14.95

Dish Towel - No One Wants to Watch You Eat that Banana

Dish Towel - No One Wants to Watch You Eat that Banana

Listen, it's not you. It's the banana. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.28"h x 21"w..

$14.95

Doobie Birthday Candles

Doobie Birthday Candles

Happy doobie to you Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our Lit birthday ..

$7.95

Doomed Salt and Pepper Shakers

Doomed Salt and Pepper Shakers

Add a little terror to your table Perhaps your gracious table setting could use a bit more edge?..

$23.95

Dress Up Shakespeare Says

Dress Up Shakespeare Says

All your life, you’ve been forced to learn what Shakespeare said. Well, now you can make him say wha..

$21.95

Earaser Eraser

Earaser Eraser

Gogh and erase your mistakes! We all make mistakes, artistic or otherwise. Take matters into you..

$6.95

Emergency Meal Transport

Emergency Meal Transport

Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and rea..

$24.95

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..

$7.95

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..

$10.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.25

Fish Stix Party Picks

Fish Stix Party Picks

Are you a picky eater? Perfect! These spiky fish picks are the ideal way to take a stab at your snac..

$9.95

Flipside Dishwasher Sign

Flipside Dishwasher Sign

Are those dishes clean or dirty? Save yourself the trouble of constantly opening and closing the dis..

$8.95

Food Fighters Party Picks

Food Fighters Party Picks

These retro action figures are ready to commandeer your crostini, patrol your portabellas, storm you..

$12.95

Freeze Ice Tray

Freeze Ice Tray

Pop a cap in your glass Is your drink packin' heat? Well, cool it down with Freeze! Pop a few ro..

$12.95

French Toast Bread Stamp

French Toast Bread Stamp

It's the toast of Paris Just stamp your baguette, pop it in le toaster, and suddenly you're rela..

$4.95

Fresh Picked Baking Cups

Fresh Picked Baking Cups

Much ado about muffin Bring the fun of the farmer's market right to your kitchen! Fresh Picked a..

$16.95

Frozen Smiles Ice Tray

Frozen Smiles Ice Tray

All of a sudden, dentures aren't just for Grandpa anymore! Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and dr..

$10.95

Fruit Peeler

Fruit Peeler

Peel citrus fruit quickly and easilyLove fresh oranges? Hate battling through the skin to get at the..

$9.95

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..

$8.95

Gift of Nothing

Gift of Nothing

What do you get for someone who has everything?  What about the Gift of Nothing! Nothing....

$9.95

Gin and Tonic Ice Tray

Gin and Tonic Ice Tray

You get four ocean liners and four icebergs in each Gin and Titonic - just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, an..

$12.95

Girl Squirrel Underpants

Girl Squirrel Underpants

The crusade to clothe the squirrels continues! Our regular Squirrel Underpants have done wonders to ..

$7.95

Gnarly Teeth

Gnarly Teeth

Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Beer

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Beer

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$12.95

Gradient Puzzle - Black/White

Gradient Puzzle - Black/White

Bryce Wilner’s Gradient Puzzle is a vibrant way to meditate on color. The act of putting it together..

$29.95

Gradient Puzzle - Blue/Green

Gradient Puzzle - Blue/Green

Bryce Wilner’s Gradient Puzzle is a vibrant way to meditate on colour. The act of putting it togethe..

$29.95

Graffiti Cocktail Shaker

Graffiti Cocktail Shaker

Philadelphia University/Kikkerland Design collaboration project winner William Kellogg's spray paint..

$29.95

Gravy Candy

Gravy Candy

Everybody loves gravy and everybody loves candy; that means Gravy Candy has to be an instant hit! Wi..

$9.95

Green Tea Mints

Green Tea Mints

Green tea has been enjoyed as a delicious beverage for thousands of years, but these days it's not a..

$4.95

Hand Soap

Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4" long, hand-shaped soa..

$12.95

Heartful Singing Bird

Heartful Singing Bird

SOUND ACTIVATED!! HEARTFUL SINGING BLUE BIRD. Once the birdie knows that you are in the room, you ca..

$29.95

High Five Card

High Five Card

HIGH FIVE, MAN.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Sturdy 110 lb bright white cover stock...

$4.95

Hipster Mustache

Hipster Mustache

You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is ..

$6.95

Hypno Glasses

Hypno Glasses

You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you bu..

$12.95

Infinite Tree

Infinite Tree

Johannes Molin created the Infinite Tree out of his love and memory of the Scandinavian forest as se..

$54.95

Introvert Notebooks

Introvert Notebooks

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..

$11.95

It's Been a Slice Card

It's Been a Slice Card

It's been a slice! Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Sturdy 110 lb bright white cov..

$4.95

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..

$12.95

Johnny Canuck - Compendium

Johnny Canuck - Compendium

The complete collection of the 1940’s comic-book hero— Johnny Canuck, returns for the first time sin..

$29.95

Key Bottle Opener

Key Bottle Opener

Looks like a regular key - opens bottles.The best bottle opener is the one that's always in your poc..

$14.95

Key Target

Key Target

With the addition of several strong unseen magnets, Key Target becomes a place to store easy-to-misp..

$79.95

Last Supper Placemats

Last Supper Placemats

Put down one of these Last Supper Paper Placemats the next time you're having friends over for loave..

$9.95

Letter-Board - Black

Letter-Board - Black

Decorate your space with a Jay vintage inspired letter board. Gold framed and with 286 letters and n..

$89.95

Liquid Body Flask

Liquid Body Flask

This mirror-finish steel flask holds the perfect amount of your favorite sipper. Its unique manufact..

$79.95

Lizard Tongue Spoon

Lizard Tongue Spoon

The spoon that sticks out! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! It might be a little rude to stick out your tong..

$12.95

Log Head Rest

Log Head Rest

Relax your head and neck with this lightweight novelty log print pillow. Outside cover made of po..

$24.95

Love Potion Card

Love Potion Card

A2 greeting card for all the lovers in the house.Drink up!Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto.&n..

$4.95

Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags

Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags

Whether your favorite brown-bagger is full-grown or pint-size, here's a way you can add some zing to..

$7.95

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..

$19.95

Magnetic Fly Swatter

Magnetic Fly Swatter

Often, the most difficult part of swatting flies is locating the fly swatter. This design allows for..

$10.95

Manatea Mug and Tea Infuser Set

Manatea Mug and Tea Infuser Set

Mug meets infuser, and happiness brews. Relax, go with the flow, and enjoy a perfectly brewed cu..

$26.95

Maple Candle with Wood Wick

Maple Candle with Wood Wick

This has been a popular item at Small-Mart – a great reminder of our maple syrup making traditi..

$14.95

Metal TV Dinner Tray

Metal TV Dinner Tray

Whether you're hosting a party, attending game night, or simply serving up dinner, this printed meta..

$9.95

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

With its slim profile and foldable design, this tech-cessory is ideal for travel. Capturing your adv..

$16.95

Mobile Photo Clip

Mobile Photo Clip

Bring the art gallery into your home or office with our mobile photo clip. Elegantly designed in chr..

$12.95

Mountie Cocktail Napkins - Canoe

Mountie Cocktail Napkins - Canoe

RCMP Established in 1873, the RCMP is a national, federal, provincial and municipal policing body. T..

$4.95

Mr. Tea Infuser

Mr. Tea Infuser

Toss some tea in his trousers Mr. Tea is an ideal tea-time companion. Just load his little silic..

$26.95

Mustache for Girls

Mustache for Girls

Everyone loves a mustache, but why do boys get to have all the fun? This set of seven stylish mustac..

$7.95

My Travel Journal

My Travel Journal

A giant diary for a lifetime of globe trotting. Never forget those memorable moments of your life..

$49.95

New Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

New Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Cap f..

$16.95

No Fun Dancing Shoes Tote Bag

No Fun Dancing Shoes Tote Bag

We ain't so hot on the dance floor, but rest assured we've got some moves. Show off your love of fan..

$16.95

No Fun Dice Set

No Fun Dice Set

Custom No Fun dice set. Good for "gambling" and other games of chance. Our logo is on the one&n..

$14.95

No Fun Sticker Pack - Small

No Fun Sticker Pack - Small

8 high quality vinyl NO FUN stickers. Screen printed in black, white, yellow, and red - various size..

$5.95

Nut Safe Bank

Nut Safe Bank

Hide your valuables in plain sight No need to go nuts thinking about where to stash your cash an..

$19.95

Out Cold Memo Pad

Out Cold Memo Pad

Had a few too many last night? No worries. Now you'll know exactly what happened While You Were Out ..

$6.95

Outdoor Wireless Speaker

Outdoor Wireless Speaker

Durable wireless speaker for rugged travelers. Works underwater!..

$49.95

Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done

Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,..

$17.95

Oven Mitt - Hellraiser

Oven Mitt - Hellraiser

You're the kind of brassy babe who would buy a frozen lasagna, heat it up in a nice pan, and call it..

$17.95

Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife

Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn ..

$17.95

Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine

Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right..

$17.95

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me ..

$17.95

Oven Mitt - You're Beautiful Don't Change

Oven Mitt - You're Beautiful Don't Change

You're beautiful just like the afternoon sky, a branch of flowers, or a friendly little bird. Actual..

$17.95

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Wax coated food safe paper straws printed with soy based inks. A stylish alternative to plastic stra..

$9.95

Paradise Puzzle

Paradise Puzzle

550 piece puzzle featuring photography by Martin Yeeles. This picture was taken in Tucumcari, New Me..

$29.95

Pencil C'ehse

Pencil C'ehse

In C'ehse you don't get the joke.8.5" x 4.15"Printed PU LeatherNylon inner lining..

$14.95

Pickle Bandages

Pickle Bandages

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fi..

$8.95

Plastic Hut

Plastic Hut

A RETURN OF A CLASSIC!You get 35 pieces including a plastic hut with a removable roof and a mix of p..

$7.95

Playing Cards - Black

Playing Cards - Black

Minim is a deck of regulation playing cards that considers how much design you can take away while s..

$14.95

Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark

Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark

Place near light to charge. Glow lasts 2 hours per charge. ..

$14.95

Pocket Folio - First Aid for Beginners Kit

Pocket Folio - First Aid for Beginners Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1 x PB..

$29.95

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1x Pun..

$29.95

Pocket Folio - Perfect Gentleman Grooming Kit

Pocket Folio - Perfect Gentleman Grooming Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1 x Na..

$29.95

Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses

Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses

There's just no better way to get wasted than our thirteen-ounce Polluted glasses and your favorite ..

$22.95

Popcorn Jelly Beans

Popcorn Jelly Beans

Buttered popcorn is great, but haven't you always secretly wished that it was harder, sweeter and co..

$8.95

Popstopper Bottle Stopper

Popstopper Bottle Stopper

Keep the flavor in your fine wine, the fizz in your soda pop, the bubbles in your bubbly. Pop Stoppe..

$12.95

Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..

$16.95

Poutine Notebook

Poutine Notebook

The perfect notebook for your favorite Poutine places in the city, Poutine recipes or gravy spills!&..

$12.95

Psychic Readings Card

Psychic Readings Card

A2 greeting card for all your future predictions in extra magical metallic purple!Screen printed by ..

$4.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$7.95

Punk Rock Authors Coasters

Punk Rock Authors Coasters

Share a drink with some of your favorite authors! These coasters are re-imagined as punk rockers by ..

$19.95

Puzzlehead Puzzle

Puzzlehead Puzzle

Puzzlehead is both a brainteaser and construction toy, inspired by the doodles of artist-cartoonist-..

$29.95

RCMP Mountie Journal

RCMP Mountie Journal

Printed on a smooth, soft white, text stock. 96 ruled pages. Established in 1873, the RCMP is a n..

$12.95

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Remote Control Walking Zombie

Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic R..

$44.95

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Do you love the show Mad Men? We do. These pens look like they were lifted off the set. Our retro se..

$7.95

Retro Switchblade Comb

Retro Switchblade Comb

A classic retro novelty. Black handle. Metal construction. Opens to 9 inches. Gift boxed. ..

$5.95

Ring to It + Bike Bell

Ring to It + Bike Bell

The Ring To It Bike Bell is the winner of the Dutch Design Challenge 2014, a collaboration between t..

$16.95

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Paper place mat pad featuring photographs of roadside signs by Martin Yeeles. Twenty-four pages in a..

$24.95

Shadow Puppet Theatre

Shadow Puppet Theatre

Turn off the TV and let your imagination run wild with the Shadow Puppet Theater Set. Complete with ..

$19.95

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. This set of fifteen ..

$8.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$5.95

Shopping Bag Grenade

Shopping Bag Grenade

By now anyone savvy enough to be looking at a re-usable shopping bag on the internet will also be u..

$16.95

Shot Glass + Skull

Shot Glass + Skull

Awesome heavy weight glass shooters. Holds 1.5 oz. Sold here as a set of 4 glasses. Dishwasher safe...

$12.95

Skull Ice Mould

Skull Ice Mould

Death to warm drinks Nothing's cooler than a crypt... icier than a lifeless stare... colder than..

$12.95

Skull Sugar Spoon

Skull Sugar Spoon

Sugar is bad - enforce portion controlThe skull teaspoon helps curb your sugar consumption (sugar fa..

$11.95

Smoking Donkey

Smoking Donkey

Store your favorite smokes in this donkey's packStore your favorite smokes in this donkey's pack and..

$16.95

Snake and Sword Card

Snake and Sword Card

A2 greeting card featuring a serious orange snake.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Stur..

$4.95

Solar Mountie

Solar Mountie

Designed By Chris Collicott...

$26.95

Sorry Notebook

Sorry Notebook

'Sorry for making this notebook.''                 &nbs..

$12.95

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Th..

$5.95

Stacking Game - Don't Tip the Waiter

Stacking Game - Don't Tip the Waiter

Test your dexterity! Stack the dishes on the waiter's hands, but don't be the one to tip him over!&n..

$26.95

Stickets Sticky Notes

Stickets Sticky Notes

By our own admission, these handy ticket-shaped notes are nifty. Stick a STICKET any place you need ..

$6.95

Stopped Up! Wine Plug

Stopped Up! Wine Plug

Got an open bottle of wine? Use this old-school stopper and keep it for a better day. We've even att..

$12.95

Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers

Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers

Spice up your table with sunk-in shakers Standard salt and pepper is so boring. Fred's SUNK-IN s..

$21.95

Super Awesome Trading Cards

Super Awesome Trading Cards

Yeah, those Mork & Mindy cards you have in a shoebox at your mom’s house are pretty awesome, but..

$2.95

Surprise Stash Pouch

Surprise Stash Pouch

Always feel like you're looking for an extra pocket? Here is one you can take with you everywhe..

$24.95

Surprise Tattoos

Surprise Tattoos

One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..

$9.95

Sweet Tooth Baking Cups

Sweet Tooth Baking Cups

Who doesn't have a sweeth tooth? Brush up on the fine art of baking and serve your guests a Swee..

$14.95

Switchblade Comb

Switchblade Comb

   Be a cool Daddeo with this retro novelty. Black handle. Opens to 9 inches...

$5.95

Tattoo Party Tin

Tattoo Party Tin

Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, it’s..

$12.95

The Jug Mug

The Jug Mug

Rise and shine, moonshine!  Down your morning cup of joe the old fashioned country way.Inspired..

$21.95

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Stop hunting around for your keys and use a steel animal head as a key chain. When you arrive home..

$22.95

Tree Friendly Recycled Pencils

Tree Friendly Recycled Pencils

Part of the Mexico Design Challenge 2011, Save the trees! We need them! Every time you remove a Tree..

$5.95

Trick of the Day

Trick of the Day

Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..

$19.95

Tuff Dish Tattoo Washgloves

Tuff Dish Tattoo Washgloves

Dominate those dirty dishes When it's time to show your dishes who's in charge, don Fred's Tuff ..

$12.95

Ursa the Bear

Ursa the Bear

Ursa is a powerful hardwood bear whose frame can hold many poses. Their elastic-band muscl..

$150.00

USB Desk Fan - Black

USB Desk Fan - Black

Look cool AND keep cool. USB powered.Colour:  Black..

$12.95

USB Desk Fan - Silver

USB Desk Fan - Silver

Look cool AND keep cool. USB powered.Colour:  Silver..

$12.95

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..

$16.95

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..

$19.95

Wine Monkey Bottle Caddy

Wine Monkey Bottle Caddy

Next time you're heading to a gala soirée or a neighborhood potluck, slip a Wine Monkey onto your bo..

$12.95

Winestein Wine Glass Mug

Winestein Wine Glass Mug

You like sipping wine, but sometimes you're just more comfortable with a mug in your mitt. Well this..

$24.95

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

 Feel the nostalgia of school days past as you slide the handsome storage box open and reveal a..

$11.95

Yodeling Pickle

Yodeling Pickle

Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets ..

$19.95

Yum-Bots Children's Utensils

Yum-Bots Children's Utensils

TAKE ME TO YOUR FEEDERDomo arigato, Mister Yumbot-o! Junior will be snacking on some sci-fi fun with..

$14.95

Zombie Sleep Mask

Zombie Sleep Mask

All sleeping masks look the same to the people wearing them, but what about from the outside? This Z..

$8.95

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