Novelties
"COOL AS F#&K" Felt Garland
You're cool as f#&k! Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.66" in leng..
$17.95
50 Year Calendar Paperweight
Find the day of the week for any future date up to 50 years from now...
$16.95
Arts and Crafts Notebook
96 PAGES. 32 GRAPH, LINED & PLAIN PAGES.DIMENSIONS: 21.8cm (H) x 14.2cm (W) / 8.58" (H) x 5.59" ..
$14.95
Bacon Floss
Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..
$6.95
Beerdeaux Wine Glass
It's all the familiar delight of a beer bottle... atop a sleek, chic wine stem. So whether you're si..
$16.95
Bird Toothpick Dispenser
No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..
$10.95
Bite Me - Bottle Opener
Put the bite on your beverage with this solid metal take on a classic vampire teeth. Keyring a..
$14.95
Black Bull Shot Glass
Black Bull Shot Glass with a faceted geometric design. The bottom heavy design will keep the shot gl..
$39.95
Borrow My Pen
You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of I..
$9.95
Bottle Blade Bottle Opener
Carry this flashy oversized job with you so you're never caught off guard if a bottle jumps you in s..
$12.95
Bracelet Flask - Chrome
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bracelet Flask - Turquoise
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bracelet Flask - White
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bullseye Dart Party Picks
Finally your snacks will really hit the spot and isn't that really the whole point? Bullseye Party P..
$9.95
Cassette Speaker
Portable pocket-sized speaker.Bluetooth speaker in the shape of a retro cassette tape.Comes with col..
$49.95
Chemistry Book Flask
You'll really make the grade with the Chemistry book. Hidden inside is a stainless steel flask, read..
$24.95
Chill Out Card
Know somebody that has been working too hard? Send them some heavy handed advice! Look up at th..
$4.95
Classic Bowl - No Fun
Keep your pup and your other pets hydrated this summer! ...and I guess in all the other seasons too...
$9.95
Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould
When your love is on the rocks A warm heart is fine for playing with kittens, but when you're st..
$12.95
Collect Records Frisbee x David Shrigley
Do you collect records? Play frisbee?This Frisbee is part of our Play collection, a collab..
$29.95
Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray
What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, f..
$14.95
Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper
Add an absurd little bird to your wine bottle and your dinner guests will surely have something to s..
$12.95
Crystal Growing: Volcano
Exploding onto the crystal growing scene is our new volcano kit. The kit includes the paper fo..
$12.95
Cubebot Natural
Cubebot is a wooden toy robot inspired by Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles. Made from wood and elasti..
$27.95
Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers
Daschund salt & pepper shakers. Silicone rubber and aluminum...
$16.95
Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder
SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..
$11.95
Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal
At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers
This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are "Norman Rockwell" and ..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Go Away
Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of thos..
$14.95
Doomed Shot Glass
This formidable shot glass is Fred's tribute to the Skull of Doom, which Mayan legend claims has the..
$14.95
Earaser Eraser
Gogh and erase your mistakes! We all make mistakes, artistic or otherwise. Take matters into you..
$6.95
Electric Pencil Sharpener
The Kikklerland Electric Pencil Sharpener is the 'must-have' for back to school. It has a low ..
$19.95
Emergency Meal Transport
Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and rea..
$24.95
Escape Lid Lifters
Deep sea critters keep your pots from boiling over Slip Fred's color-changing silicone octopus t..
$14.95
Finger Zombies
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..
$1.75
Flipside Dishwasher Sign
Are those dishes clean or dirty? Save yourself the trouble of constantly opening and closing the dis..
$9.95
Food Fighters Party Picks
These retro action figures are ready to commandeer your crostini, patrol your portabellas, storm you..
$12.95
Gnarly Teeth
Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..
$12.95
Graffiti Cocktail Shaker
Philadelphia University/Kikkerland Design collaboration project winner William Kellogg's spray paint..
$29.95
Handy Man Gift Set Large
Includes::Handy Hammer Multi Tool with 4 screwdrivers that store in brass handle:6 in 1 Bug Pl..
$44.95
Heartful Singing Bird
SOUND ACTIVATED!! HEARTFUL SINGING BLUE BIRD. Once the birdie knows that you are in the room, you ca..
$29.95
Introvert Notebooks
INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..
$12.95
Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..
$12.95
Log Head Rest
Relax your head and neck with this lightweight novelty log print pillow. Outside cover made of po..
$24.95
Love Potion Card
A2 greeting card for all the lovers in the house.Drink up!Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto.&n..
$4.95
Maple Candle with Wood Wick
This has been a popular item at Small-Mart – a great reminder of our maple syrup making traditi..
$16.95
Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black
With its slim profile and foldable design, this tech-cessory is ideal for travel. Capturing your adv..
$16.95
Odour Eraser
Rub out stubborn food-prep funk! Need to rub out that onion, garlic or fish smell that lingers o..
$12.95
Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done
We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife
Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn ..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine
Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right..
$17.95
Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious
Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me ..
$17.95
Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box
Wax coated food safe paper straws printed with soy based inks. A stylish alternative to plastic stra..
$10.95
Paradise Puzzle
550 piece puzzle featuring photography by Martin Yeeles. This picture was taken in Tucumcari, New Me..
$29.95
Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark
Place near light to charge. Glow lasts 2 hours per charge. ..
$15.95
Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit
This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1x Pun..
$29.95
Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug
Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..
$16.95
Psychic Readings Card
A2 greeting card for all your future predictions in extra magical metallic purple!Screen printed by ..
$4.95
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..
$9.95
Retro Pens 5 Per Set
Do you love the show Mad Men? We do. These pens look like they were lifted off the set. Our retro se..
$9.95
Retro Switchblade Comb
A classic retro novelty. Black handle. Metal construction. Opens to 9 inches. Gift boxed. ..
$4.95
Roadtrip Place Mat Pad
Paper place mat pad featuring photographs of roadside signs by Martin Yeeles. Twenty-four pages in a..
$24.95
Shakespearean Insult Gum
Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..
$6.95
Shot Glasses + Skull
Awesome heavy weight glass shooters. Holds 1.5 oz. Sold here as a set of 4 glasses. Dishwasher safe...
$16.95
Skull Tidy - White
Keep your essentials in your head.Keys, glasses, phone, watch, loose change, and the contents of you..
$110.00
Snake and Sword Card
A2 greeting card featuring a serious orange snake.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Stur..
$4.95
Stack the Bones Game
See how high you can stack the bones! Scary bones wood block game. Pull out the lower blocks and sta..
$36.95
Stickets Sticky Notes
By our own admission, these handy ticket-shaped notes are nifty. Stick a STICKET any place you need ..
$8.95
Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers
Spice up your table with sunk-in shakers Standard salt and pepper is so boring. Fred's SUNK-IN s..
$21.95
Surprise Tattoos
One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..
$9.95
Tattoo Party Tin
Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, its..
$12.95
Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder
Stop hunting around for your keys and use a steel animal head as a key chain. When you arrive home..
$22.95
Tin Foil Hat For Humans
This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..
$12.95
Transformit Eraser Kit
COMPLETE KIT - Includes 1 eraser, 4 plastic wheels, 2 wings, 1 sail, 1 spoiler, 1 jet engine and 1 g..
$12.95
Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug
Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..
$16.95
William Shakespeare Action Figure
William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..
$19.95
William Shakespeare Air Freshener
An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..
$4.95
Winestein Wine Glass Mug
You like sipping wine, but sometimes you're just more comfortable with a mug in your mitt. Well this..
$24.95
Wood Pencil Doodle Box
Feel the nostalgia of school days past as you slide the handsome storage box open and reveal a..
$12.95