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50 Year Calendar Paperweight

50 Year Calendar Paperweight

Find the day of the week for any future date up to 50 years from now...

$16.95

Bacon Hard Candy

Bacon Hard Candy

These red and white striped hard candies look just like the ones that grandma used to put in her fan..

$9.95

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

It's all the familiar delight of a beer bottle... atop a sleek, chic wine stem. So whether you're si..

$16.95

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Put the bite on your beverage with this solid metal take on a classic vampire teeth.  Keyring a..

$14.95

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass with a faceted geometric design. The bottom heavy design will keep the shot gl..

$39.95

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Carry this flashy oversized job with you so you're never caught off guard if a bottle jumps you in s..

$12.95

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - White

Bracelet Flask - White

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Cassette Speaker

Cassette Speaker

Portable pocket-sized speaker.Bluetooth speaker in the shape of a retro cassette tape.Comes with col..

$49.95

Chemistry Book Flask

Chemistry Book Flask

You'll really make the grade with the Chemistry book. Hidden inside is a stainless steel flask, read..

$24.95

Chill Out Card

Chill Out Card

Know somebody that has been working too hard? Send them some heavy handed advice! Look up at th..

$4.95

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

When your love is on the rocks A warm heart is fine for playing with kittens, but when you're st..

$12.95

Collect Records Frisbee x David Shrigley

Collect Records Frisbee x David Shrigley

Do you collect records? Play frisbee?This Frisbee is part of our Play collection, a collab..

$29.95

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, f..

$16.95

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper

Add an absurd little bird to your wine bottle and your dinner guests will surely have something to s..

$12.95

Crystal Growing: Giant Sequoia

Crystal Growing: Giant Sequoia

Introducing our take on the classic crystal growing tree: the mighty Giant Sequoia.  We now hav..

$12.95

Crystal Growing: Volcano

Crystal Growing: Volcano

Exploding onto the crystal growing scene is our new volcano kit.  The kit includes the paper fo..

$12.95

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot is a wooden toy robot inspired by Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles. Made from wood and elasti..

$27.95

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Daschund salt & pepper shakers. Silicone rubber and aluminum...

$16.95

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..

$11.95

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers

Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers

This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are "Norman Rockwell" and ..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Go Away

Dish Towel - Go Away

Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of thos..

$14.95

Doomed Shot Glass

Doomed Shot Glass

This formidable shot glass is Fred's tribute to the Skull of Doom, which Mayan legend claims has the..

$14.95

Earaser Eraser

Earaser Eraser

Gogh and erase your mistakes! We all make mistakes, artistic or otherwise. Take matters into you..

$6.95

Electric Pencil Sharpener

Electric Pencil Sharpener

The Kikklerland Electric Pencil Sharpener is the 'must-have' for back to school.  It has a low ..

$19.95

Emergency Meal Transport

Emergency Meal Transport

Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and rea..

$24.95

Escape Lid Lifters

Escape Lid Lifters

Deep sea critters keep your pots from boiling over Slip Fred's color-changing silicone octopus t..

$14.95

Fan-fucking-tastic Notecard Set

Fan-fucking-tastic Notecard Set

Delightfully irreverent and classy, this notecard set offers 4 different greetings-all rendered in b..

$21.95

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Final Notes Notebooks - Set of 3

Let other people look at the bright side of life, these notebooks focus on the inevitable death loom..

$12.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.75

Flipside Dishwasher Sign

Flipside Dishwasher Sign

Are those dishes clean or dirty? Save yourself the trouble of constantly opening and closing the dis..

$14.95

Food Fighters Party Picks

Food Fighters Party Picks

These retro action figures are ready to commandeer your crostini, patrol your portabellas, storm you..

$12.95

Freeze Ice Tray

Freeze Ice Tray

Pop a cap in your glass Is your drink packin' heat? Well, cool it down with Freeze! Pop a few ro..

$16.95

Frozen Smiles Ice Tray

Frozen Smiles Ice Tray

All of a sudden, dentures aren't just for Grandpa anymore! Freeze up a batch of Frozen Smiles and dr..

$14.95

Fucking Brilliant Journal

Fucking Brilliant Journal

Record your most amazing ideas in this "Fucking Brilliant" journal.12cm x 18cm, 192 pages...

$16.50

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..

$10.95

Gin and Tonic Ice Tray

Gin and Tonic Ice Tray

You get four ocean liners and four icebergs in each Gin and Titonic - just add gin, Leo DiCaprio, an..

$14.95

Girl Squirrel Underpants

Girl Squirrel Underpants

The crusade to clothe the squirrels continues! Our regular Squirrel Underpants have done wonders to ..

$7.95

Gnarly Teeth

Gnarly Teeth

Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..

$12.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Beer

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Beer

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$16.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$16.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$16.95

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka

Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka

IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..

$16.95

Gradient Puzzle - Blue/Green

Gradient Puzzle - Blue/Green

Bryce Wilner’s Gradient Puzzle is a vibrant way to meditate on colour. The act of putting it togethe..

$36.95

Graffiti Cocktail Shaker

Graffiti Cocktail Shaker

Philadelphia University/Kikkerland Design collaboration project winner William Kellogg's spray paint..

$29.95

Handy Man Gift Set Large

Handy Man Gift Set Large

 Includes::Handy Hammer Multi Tool with 4 screwdrivers that store in brass handle:6 in 1 Bug Pl..

$44.95

Koi Toy

Koi Toy

This delightfully realistic floating koi lights up the second it touches water, glowing brilliantly ..

$22.95

Log Head Rest

Log Head Rest

Relax your head and neck with this lightweight novelty log print pillow. Outside cover made of po..

$31.95

Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags

Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags

Whether your favorite brown-bagger is full-grown or pint-size, here's a way you can add some zing to..

$10.95

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..

$19.95

Maple Candle with Wood Wick

Maple Candle with Wood Wick

This has been a popular item at Small-Mart – a great reminder of our maple syrup making traditi..

$16.95

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

With its slim profile and foldable design, this tech-cessory is ideal for travel. Capturing your adv..

$16.95

Odour Eraser

Odour Eraser

Rub out stubborn food-prep funk! Need to rub out that onion, garlic or fish smell that lingers o..

$12.95

Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done

Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,..

$19.95

Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife

Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn ..

$19.95

Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine

Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right..

$19.95

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me ..

$19.95

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Wax coated food safe paper straws printed with soy based inks. A stylish alternative to plastic stra..

$10.95

Playing Cards - Black

Playing Cards - Black

Minim is a deck of regulation playing cards that considers how much design you can take away while s..

$19.95

Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark

Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark

Place near light to charge. Glow lasts 2 hours per charge. ..

$16.95

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1x Pun..

$29.95

Psychic Readings Card

Psychic Readings Card

A2 greeting card for all your future predictions in extra magical metallic purple!Screen printed by ..

$4.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$9.95

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Do you love the show Mad Men? We do. These pens look like they were lifted off the set. Our retro se..

$9.95

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Paper place mat pad featuring photographs of roadside signs by Martin Yeeles. Twenty-four pages in a..

$24.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$6.95

Shot Glasses + Skull

Shot Glasses + Skull

Awesome heavy weight glass shooters. Holds 1.5 oz. Sold here as a set of 4 glasses. Dishwasher safe...

$16.95

Skull Tidy - White

Skull Tidy - White

Keep your essentials in your head.Keys, glasses, phone, watch, loose change, and the contents of you..

$99.00

Snake and Sword Card

Snake and Sword Card

A2 greeting card featuring a serious orange snake.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Stur..

$4.95

Stack the Bones Game

Stack the Bones Game

See how high you can stack the bones! Scary bones wood block game. Pull out the lower blocks and sta..

$36.95

Stickets Sticky Notes

Stickets Sticky Notes

By our own admission, these handy ticket-shaped notes are nifty. Stick a STICKET any place you need ..

$10.95

Surprise Tattoos

Surprise Tattoos

One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..

$9.95

Tattoo Party Tin

Tattoo Party Tin

Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, it’s..

$12.95

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Stop hunting around for your keys and use a steel animal head as a key chain. When you arrive home..

$22.95

Tiki Mug Party Pack

Tiki Mug Party Pack

Party Pack of four ceramic Tiki Mugs: Jake, Big Al, Lenny, ArtieColours: Green, Purple, Br..

$44.95

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Tin Foil Hat For Cats

Free your feline from mind control. It's a tin foil hat for conspiracy cats! Yo..

$12.95

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..

$12.95

Transformit Eraser Kit

Transformit Eraser Kit

COMPLETE KIT - Includes 1 eraser, 4 plastic wheels, 2 wings, 1 sail, 1 spoiler, 1 jet engine and 1 g..

$12.95

Trick of the Day

Trick of the Day

Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..

$19.95

USB Desk Fan - Silver

USB Desk Fan - Silver

Look cool AND keep cool. USB powered.Colour:  Silver..

$16.95

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..

$16.95

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..

$19.95

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..

$4.95

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

 Feel the nostalgia of school days past as you slide the handsome storage box open and reveal a..

$12.95

Zombie Brain Mold

Zombie Brain Mold

Impress your friends as you reenact scenes from Night of the Living Dead with a gelatin brain produc..

$10.95

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