Novelties
50 Year Calendar Paperweight
Find the day of the week for any future date up to 50 years from now...
$14.95
ABC Cookie Cutters
*already been chewed Fred's cookies are so delicious that all he's ever left with are crumbs, so..
$14.95
Aluminum Lunch Box
Made of light and durable anodized aluminum with dual locking roller clamps and a silicone seal on t..
$24.95
Areaware Diamond Box - Natural
Round diamonds, calibrated to achieve the maximum in fire and brilliance, set the standard for all c..
$19.95
Art Supplies Tin Cigar Box
This absolutely gorgeous, eye catching supply tin looks stellar open or closed. Smothered with vinta..
$17.95
Arts and Crafts Notebook
96 PAGES. 32 GRAPH, LINED & PLAIN PAGES.DIMENSIONS: 21.8cm (H) x 14.2cm (W) / 8.58" (H) x 5.59" ..
$14.95
Bacon Bits Mints
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavo..
$6.95
Bacon Stocking
Any bacon lover would be proud to display this felt Bacon Stocking during the holidays. It's a red s..
$16.95
Beerdeaux Wine Glass
It's all the familiar delight of a beer bottle... atop a sleek, chic wine stem. So whether you're si..
$16.95
Bendy Wine Aerator
Oenological experts tell us that wine needs to breathe to reach peak flavor. So Fred's Bendy pourer ..
$16.95
Bird Feed Spoon and Bowl Set
go bird watching at breakfast Your kids will flock to this charming spoon and bowl set. The spoo..
$16.95
Bird Toothpick Dispenser
No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..
$12.95
Bite Me - Bottle Opener
Put the bite on your beverage with this solid metal take on a classic vampire teeth. Keyring a..
$14.95
Black Bull Shot Glass
Black Bull Shot Glass with a faceted geometric design. The bottom heavy design will keep the shot gl..
$39.95
BlackMail Postcards
Create your own ransom style postcards It can be busy work kidnapping folk – finding a car ..
$9.95
Bombs Away Shot Glasses
The next time you plan to party make sure you're well armed. Our Bombs Away shot glasses are guarant..
$22.95
Bone Chillers Ice Cube Tray
a chilling ice cube tray Chill your beverages to the bone! Fill and freeze our Bone Chillers tra..
$9.95
Books Matchbox Set
Brighten up your restricted reading section with our banned books match box set!Featuring Slaughterh..
$9.95
Booze Foos Drink Stirrers
Who can resist the thrill of spinning your rows of foosball men and smoking one into your opponent's..
$12.95
Bottle Blade Bottle Opener
Carry this flashy oversized job with you so you're never caught off guard if a bottle jumps you in s..
$12.95
BottleAxe
Conquer the cap!Inspired by Norse mythology and Medieval history, the Bottle Axe is a stainles..
$26.95
Bracelet Flask - Chrome
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bracelet Flask - Turquoise
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bracelet Flask - White
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bread Head Sandwich Stamp
Friends make lunchtime fun! Hey, mom...make fun, friendly, hand-sized sandwiches that smile back..
$14.95
Bullseye Dart Party Picks
Finally your snacks will really hit the spot and isn't that really the whole point? Bullseye Party P..
$9.95
Candlepoise Candle Holder
Ignore the proliferation of electricity services, candles are the future. The fully adjustable ca..
$125.00
Captain Canuck Action Figure
Mego style 7" Action figure with cloth costume. Packaged on Card.Designed by Sam Noir in conjunction..
$29.95
Captain Canuck Coasters
Set of 4 cork based 4 inch Captain Canuck coasters. Hand made, epoxy coated and no two sets are..
$24.95
Cardboard Radio
FM radio AND a portable speaker for your iPod (or other music player). Take your music with you, ide..
$49.95
Cassette Book Mark
Record your place with these retro cassette bookmarks The days of mangled mix tapes are gone, bu..
$7.95
Cheesy Grin Sandwich Cutter
grin and grill it! CHEESY GRIN stamps out the perfect smile - ideal for adding goofy grins to yo..
$9.95
Chemistry Book Flask
You'll really make the grade with the Chemistry book. Hidden inside is a stainless steel flask, read..
$22.95
Cherry Jelly Beans
Try as we might, we can't decide what we like best about these Cherry Jelly Beans. Is it the cool, r..
$6.95
Cherry Pie Air Freshener
This delicious looking air freshener emits the unparalleled aroma of a freshly baked cherry pie! Han..
$2.95
Chill Out Card
Know somebody that has been working too hard? Send them some heavy handed advice! Look up at th..
$4.95
Classic Disguise Glasses
This Classic Disguise, with black furry eyebrows and mustache, will give you a whole new look, unles..
$4.95
Cloud Catcher Cotton Swab Holder
Cloud Catcher is a sweet little hinged acrylic case that keeps your cotton swabs fresh, dry and read..
$14.95
Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould
When your love is on the rocks A warm heart is fine for playing with kittens, but when you're st..
$12.95
Colour Changing Umbrella
Our colour changing umbrellas come printed with special ink, white when dry, that comes to life when..
$49.95
Crustache Sandwich Cutter
The mustache sandwich cutter This handy bread-and-toast punch removes those pesky crusts and giv..
$10.95
Crystal Growing: Cherry Tree
Watch a festival of microcrystals grow and bloom before your eyes. The kit includes a paper tr..
$12.95
Crystal Growing: Giant Sequoia
Introducing our take on the classic crystal growing tree: the mighty Giant Sequoia. We now hav..
$12.95
Crystal Growing: Volcano
Exploding onto the crystal growing scene is our new volcano kit. The kit includes the paper fo..
$12.95
Cubebot Medium
Robot toys are usually made of plastic and require batteries. Not this one! Inspired by Japanese Shi..
$39.95
Cubebot Natural
Cubebot is a wooden toy robot inspired by Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles. Made from wood and elasti..
$27.95
Cupcake Lip Balm
When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about? Cupcakes, of course! Each tube o..
$4.95
Cupcake Toothpaste
Brushing your teeth with real frosting kind of defeats the purpose, but with this Cupcake Toothpaste..
$7.95
Daruma - A Wooden Wish Doll
The Daruma is a traditional Japanese talisman for focusing on personal goals. Modeled after Bo..
$12.95
Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder
SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..
$11.95
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Dinner DJ Dining Set
eat with the beat! Get your dinner spinning with DINNER DJ. Interactive melamine dinner set has ..
$36.95
Dinner Winner Kid's Dinner Tray - Red
the game of yum... eat to win! Bravely rescue dinner by becoming a Supper Hero! DINNER WINNER pr..
$26.95
Doobie Birthday Candles
Happy doobie to you Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our Lit birthday ..
$6.95
Doomed Salt and Pepper Shakers
Add a little terror to your table Perhaps your gracious table setting could use a bit more edge?..
$23.95
Doomed Shot Glass
This formidable shot glass is Fred's tribute to the Skull of Doom, which Mayan legend claims has the..
$14.95
Dress Up Shakespeare Says
All your life, you’ve been forced to learn what Shakespeare said. Well, now you can make him say wha..
$21.95
Earaser Eraser
Gogh and erase your mistakes! We all make mistakes, artistic or otherwise. Take matters into you..
$6.95
Emergency Underpants
Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..
$7.95
Escape Lid Lifters
Deep sea critters keep your pots from boiling over Slip Fred's color-changing silicone octopus t..
$14.95
Finger Zombies
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..
$1.25
Fish Stix Party Picks
Are you a picky eater? Perfect! These spiky fish picks are the ideal way to take a stab at your snac..
$9.95
Food Fighters Party Picks
These retro action figures are ready to commandeer your crostini, patrol your portabellas, storm you..
$12.95
French Toast Bread Stamp
It's the toast of Paris Just stamp your baguette, pop it in le toaster, and suddenly you're rela..
$4.95
Fresh Picked Baking Cups
Much ado about muffin Bring the fun of the farmer's market right to your kitchen! Fresh Picked a..
$16.95
Fruit Peeler
Peel citrus fruit quickly and easilyLove fresh oranges? Hate battling through the skin to get at the..
$9.95
Geek Pennant
It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. This 20" (50.8 cm) felt ..
$7.95
Giant Wooden Pencil
This Giant Wooden Pencil really writesThe greatest feature of this 13-1/2" (34.3 cm) long Giant Penc..
$8.95
Gift of Nothing
What do you get for someone who has everything? What about the Gift of Nothing! Nothing....
$9.95
Girl Squirrel Underpants
The crusade to clothe the squirrels continues! Our regular Squirrel Underpants have done wonders to ..
$7.95
Goatee Pacifer
Pacifiers for the young and hip Hey, baby, take it down a notch! Fred's Chill Baby pacifiers are..
$12.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Beer
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$12.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$12.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$12.95
Gradient Puzzle - Black/White
Bryce Wilner’s Gradient Puzzle is a vibrant way to meditate on color. The act of putting it together..
$29.95
Gradient Puzzle - Blue/Green
Bryce Wilner’s Gradient Puzzle is a vibrant way to meditate on colour. The act of putting it togethe..
$29.95
Graffiti Cocktail Shaker
Philadelphia University/Kikkerland Design collaboration project winner William Kellogg's spray paint..
$29.95
Gravy Candy
Everybody loves gravy and everybody loves candy; that means Gravy Candy has to be an instant hit! Wi..
$9.95
Green Tea Mints
Green tea has been enjoyed as a delicious beverage for thousands of years, but these days it's not a..
$4.95
Heartful Singing Bird
SOUND ACTIVATED!! HEARTFUL SINGING BLUE BIRD. Once the birdie knows that you are in the room, you ca..
$29.95
High Five Card
HIGH FIVE, MAN.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Sturdy 110 lb bright white cover stock...
$4.95
Hipster Mustache
You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is ..
$6.95
Infinite Tree
Johannes Molin created the Infinite Tree out of his love and memory of the Scandinavian forest as se..
$54.95
It's Been a Slice Card
It's been a slice! Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Sturdy 110 lb bright white cov..
$4.95
Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..
$12.95
Johnny Canuck - Compendium
The complete collection of the 1940’s comic-book hero— Johnny Canuck, returns for the first time sin..
$29.95
Key Bottle Opener
Looks like a regular key - opens bottles.The best bottle opener is the one that's always in your poc..
$14.95
Key Target
With the addition of several strong unseen magnets, Key Target becomes a place to store easy-to-misp..
$79.95
Last Supper Placemats
Put down one of these Last Supper Paper Placemats the next time you're having friends over for loave..
$9.95
Library Card Coasters
Express your love for libraries with your very own library card coaster set! Set of 4 in colors gree..
$19.95
Lips Pacifer
Now THAT's a chill baby! What's the secret to calming an irascible infant? Our lips are sealed! ..
$12.95
Liquid Body Flask
This mirror-finish steel flask holds the perfect amount of your favorite sipper. Its unique manufact..
$79.95
Lizard Tongue Spoon
The spoon that sticks out! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! It might be a little rude to stick out your tong..
$12.95
Love Potion Card
A2 greeting card for all the lovers in the house.Drink up!Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto.&n..
$4.95
Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags
Whether your favorite brown-bagger is full-grown or pint-size, here's a way you can add some zing to..
$7.95
Magic Tricks
Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..
$19.95
Magnetic Fly Swatter
Often, the most difficult part of swatting flies is locating the fly swatter. This design allows for..
$10.95
Manatea Mug and Tea Infuser Set
Mug meets infuser, and happiness brews. Relax, go with the flow, and enjoy a perfectly brewed cu..
$26.95
Maple Candle with Wood Wick
This has been a popular item at Small-Mart – a great reminder of our maple syrup making traditi..
$14.95
Metal Handcuffs
CHROME PLATED METAL HANDCUFFS W/2KEYS. Go Straight to Jail, Do not pass go, do not collect $100. I..
$4.95
Metal TV Dinner Tray
Whether you're hosting a party, attending game night, or simply serving up dinner, this printed meta..
$9.95
Mini Doodle Kit
De-stress and stimulate your creativity just about anywhere with this amazing Mini Doodle Kit. The p..
$14.95
Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black
With its slim profile and foldable design, this tech-cessory is ideal for travel. Capturing your adv..
$16.95
Mobile Photo Clip
Bring the art gallery into your home or office with our mobile photo clip. Elegantly designed in chr..
$12.95
Monkey Mints
Turn any frown upside down with a cheerful tin of Monkey MintsIf the simple grin on this monkey tin ..
$4.95
Mountie Cocktail Napkins - Canoe
RCMP Established in 1873, the RCMP is a national, federal, provincial and municipal policing body. T..
$4.95
Mountie Cocktail Napkins - Horse
RCMP Established in 1873, the RCMP is a national, federal, provincial and municipal policing body. T..
$4.95
Mr. Foodface Plate
Make faces at the table Here's a chance for junior to play with his food and exercise his creati..
$14.95
Mr. Tea Infuser
Toss some tea in his trousers Mr. Tea is an ideal tea-time companion. Just load his little silic..
$26.95
Ms. Foodface Plate
Dinner meets dress-up Are you a girl with a taste for fashion? Here's a way to eat and make a fa..
$14.95
Mustache for Girls
Everyone loves a mustache, but why do boys get to have all the fun? This set of seven stylish mustac..
$7.95
Mustache Party Picks
Fashionably dashing party picks Mustaches really class up a party, so take it up a notch and ser..
$12.95
My Travel Journal
A giant diary for a lifetime of globe trotting. Never forget those memorable moments of your life..
$49.95
New Captain Canuck Club Member Mug
Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Cap f..
$16.95
No Fun Sticker Pack - Large
4 XL Sized high quality vinyl NO FUN stickers. Screen printed in black, white, and red - 4" x 4..
$6.95
No Fun Sticker Pack - Small
8 high quality vinyl NO FUN stickers. Screen printed in black, white, yellow, and red - various size..
$6.95
Nomskulls Cupcake Moulds
Kooky creepy cupcake moulds Nomskulls are ready to fill with your favorite grey batter and bake ..
$14.95
Nut Safe Bank
Hide your valuables in plain sight No need to go nuts thinking about where to stash your cash an..
$19.95
Odour Eraser
Rub out stubborn food-prep funk! Need to rub out that onion, garlic or fish smell that lingers o..
$14.95
Out Cold Memo Pad
Had a few too many last night? No worries. Now you'll know exactly what happened While You Were Out ..
$6.95
Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box
Wax coated food safe paper straws printed with soy based inks. A stylish alternative to plastic stra..
$9.95
Paradise Puzzle
550 piece puzzle featuring photography by Martin Yeeles. This picture was taken in Tucumcari, New Me..
$29.95
Pickle Bandages
Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fi..
$8.95
Plastic Hut
A RETURN OF A CLASSIC!You get 35 pieces including a plastic hut with a removable roof and a mix of p..
$7.95
Playing Cards - Black
Minim is a deck of regulation playing cards that considers how much design you can take away while s..
$14.95
Playing Cards - White
Minim is a deck of regulation playing cards that considers how much design you can take away while s..
$14.95
Polluted Toxic Waste Glasses
There's just no better way to get wasted than our thirteen-ounce Polluted glasses and your favorite ..
$19.95
Popcorn Jelly Beans
Buttered popcorn is great, but haven't you always secretly wished that it was harder, sweeter and co..
$8.95
Popstopper Bottle Stopper
Keep the flavor in your fine wine, the fizz in your soda pop, the bubbles in your bubbly. Pop Stoppe..
$12.95
Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug
Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..
$16.95
Power Prop Flying Gliders
These light-weight gliders are replicas of actual fighting planes. Assembly required. Assorted styl..
$1.25
Psychic Readings Card
A2 greeting card for all your future predictions in extra magical metallic purple!Screen printed by ..
$4.95
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..
$7.95
Punk Rock Authors Coasters
Share a drink with some of your favorite authors! These coasters are re-imagined as punk rockers by ..
$19.95
Puzzlehead Puzzle
Puzzlehead is both a brainteaser and construction toy, inspired by the doodles of artist-cartoonist-..
$29.95
RCMP Mountie Journal
Printed on a smooth, soft white, text stock. 96 ruled pages. Established in 1873, the RCMP is a n..
$12.95
RCMP Postcards
Established in 1873, the RCMP is a national, federal, provincial and municipal policing body. They p..
$8.95
Retro Pens 5 Per Set
Do you love the show Mad Men? We do. These pens look like they were lifted off the set. Our retro se..
$7.95
Retro Switchblade Comb
A classic retro novelty. Black handle. Metal construction. Opens to 9 inches. Gift boxed. ..
$4.95
Rhythm and Booze Drink Stirrers
Cocktail stirrers that can be beat Rhythm & Booze stirrers are just right for banging out a ..
$12.95
Ring to It + Bike Bell
The Ring To It Bike Bell is the winner of the Dutch Design Challenge 2014, a collaboration between t..
$16.95
Roadtrip Place Mat Pad
Paper place mat pad featuring photographs of roadside signs by Martin Yeeles. Twenty-four pages in a..
$24.95
Rocket Utensils
Keep the kids fueled up and ready for action with 3-2-1 Lunch! They're ergonomically designed to fit..
$19.95
Secret Book Safe
SECRET BOOK SAFE. These inconspicuous personal safes are housed in a realistic book with a linen-te..
$29.95
Shadow Puppet Theatre
Turn off the TV and let your imagination run wild with the Shadow Puppet Theater Set. Complete with ..
$19.95
Shakespeare Candy Book
Instead of containing the collected plays and poems of William Shakespeare, this tiny book is full o..
$9.95
Shopping Bag Grenade
By now anyone savvy enough to be looking at a re-usable shopping bag on the internet will also be u..
$16.95
Skull Sugar Spoon
Sugar is bad - enforce portion controlThe skull teaspoon helps curb your sugar consumption (sugar fa..
$11.95
Smoking Bear Room Spray
For when you find yourself with friends and friends of friends while partaking in fine smokes of all..
$7.95
Smoking Donkey
Store your favorite smokes in this donkey's packStore your favorite smokes in this donkey's pack and..
$16.95
Snake and Sword Card
A2 greeting card featuring a serious orange snake.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Stur..
$4.95
Spinney Wind Up
Spinney was created in deepest New Jersey, in the basement of a turn of the century Arts and Crafts ..
$14.95
Split Ring Bottle Opener
Keyring that doubles as a bottle opener. The best bottle opener is the one that's always in your po..
$8.95
Stack the Bones Game
See how high you can stack the bones! Scary bones wood block game. Pull out the lower blocks and sta..
$30.95
Stacking Game - Don't Tip the Waiter
Test your dexterity! Stack the dishes on the waiter's hands, but don't be the one to tip him over!&n..
$26.95
Stickets Sticky Notes
By our own admission, these handy ticket-shaped notes are nifty. Stick a STICKET any place you need ..
$6.95
Stopped Up! Wine Plug
Got an open bottle of wine? Use this old-school stopper and keep it for a better day. We've even att..
$12.95
Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers
Spice up your table with sunk-in shakers Standard salt and pepper is so boring. Fred's SUNK-IN s..
$21.95
Super Awesome Trading Cards
Yeah, those Mork & Mindy cards you have in a shoebox at your mom’s house are pretty awesome, but..
$2.95
Surprise Tattoos
One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..
$9.95
Sweet Tooth Baking Cups
Who doesn't have a sweeth tooth? Brush up on the fine art of baking and serve your guests a Swee..
$14.95
Switchpop - Bottle Opener
Reach for the SwitchPop when you need your beverage opened in a hurry. This opener is ready at..
$24.95
The Jug Mug
Rise and shine, moonshine! Down your morning cup of joe the old fashioned country way.Inspired..
$21.95
Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder
Stop hunting around for your keys and use a steel animal head as a key chain. When you arrive home..
$22.95
Tree Friendly Recycled Pencils
Part of the Mexico Design Challenge 2011, Save the trees! We need them! Every time you remove a Tree..
$5.95
Tripod Magnifier
Inspired by the desks of alchemists from old Dutch paintings, the tripod magnifier brings a classic ..
$29.95
Twig Coloured Pencil Set of 6
Feel at one with nature while you create vibrant art or just add a bit of color to your life using t..
$11.95
Ursa the Bear
Ursa is a powerful hardwood bear whose frame can hold many poses. Their elastic-band muscl..
$150.00
Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug
Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..
$16.95
William Shakespeare Action Figure
William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..
$19.95
William Shakespeare Air Freshener
An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..
$4.95
Wine'O Bottle Bag
Wine'O may look like a run-of-the-mill paper bag, but it's really super-strong non-woven fabric that..
$12.95
Yum-Bots Children's Utensils
TAKE ME TO YOUR FEEDERDomo arigato, Mister Yumbot-o! Junior will be snacking on some sci-fi fun with..
$14.95
Zombie Brain Mold
Impress your friends as you reenact scenes from Night of the Living Dead with a gelatin brain produc..
$7.95
Zombie Sleep Mask
All sleeping masks look the same to the people wearing them, but what about from the outside? This Z..
$8.95