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"COOL AS F#&K" Felt Garland

"COOL AS F#&K" Felt Garland

You're cool as f#&k! Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.66" in leng..

$17.95

50 Year Calendar Paperweight

50 Year Calendar Paperweight

Find the day of the week for any future date up to 50 years from now...

$16.95

Arts and Crafts Notebook

Arts and Crafts Notebook

96 PAGES. 32 GRAPH, LINED & PLAIN PAGES.DIMENSIONS: 21.8cm (H) x 14.2cm (W) / 8.58" (H) x 5.59" ..

$14.95

Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while en..

$6.95

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

Beerdeaux Wine Glass

It's all the familiar delight of a beer bottle... atop a sleek, chic wine stem. So whether you're si..

$16.95

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

No bird cares more about your oral hygienePress down the head of this 3" (7.6 cm) tall plastic bird ..

$10.95

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Bite Me - Bottle Opener

Put the bite on your beverage with this solid metal take on a classic vampire teeth.  Keyring a..

$14.95

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass

Black Bull Shot Glass with a faceted geometric design. The bottom heavy design will keep the shot gl..

$39.95

Borrow My Pen

Borrow My Pen

You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of I..

$9.95

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Bottle Blade Bottle Opener

Carry this flashy oversized job with you so you're never caught off guard if a bottle jumps you in s..

$12.95

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

Bracelet Flask - Chrome

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

Bracelet Flask - Turquoise

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bracelet Flask - White

Bracelet Flask - White

The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..

$49.95

Bullseye Dart Party Picks

Bullseye Dart Party Picks

Finally your snacks will really hit the spot and isn't that really the whole point? Bullseye Party P..

$9.95

Cassette Speaker

Cassette Speaker

Portable pocket-sized speaker.Bluetooth speaker in the shape of a retro cassette tape.Comes with col..

$49.95

Chemistry Book Flask

Chemistry Book Flask

You'll really make the grade with the Chemistry book. Hidden inside is a stainless steel flask, read..

$24.95

Chill Out Card

Chill Out Card

Know somebody that has been working too hard? Send them some heavy handed advice! Look up at th..

$4.95

Classic Bowl - No Fun

Classic Bowl - No Fun

Keep your pup and your other pets hydrated this summer! ...and I guess in all the other seasons too...

$9.95

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould

When your love is on the rocks A warm heart is fine for playing with kittens, but when you're st..

$12.95

Collect Records Frisbee x David Shrigley

Collect Records Frisbee x David Shrigley

Do you collect records? Play frisbee?This Frisbee is part of our Play collection, a collab..

$29.95

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

Cool Shooters Shot Glass Ice Tray

What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, f..

$14.95

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper

Coq Au Vin Wine Stopper

Add an absurd little bird to your wine bottle and your dinner guests will surely have something to s..

$12.95

Crystal Growing: Volcano

Crystal Growing: Volcano

Exploding onto the crystal growing scene is our new volcano kit.  The kit includes the paper fo..

$12.95

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot Natural

Cubebot is a wooden toy robot inspired by Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles. Made from wood and elasti..

$27.95

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Dachshund Salt & Pepper Shakers

Daschund salt & pepper shakers. Silicone rubber and aluminum...

$16.95

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder

SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..

$11.95

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal

At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers

Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers

This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are "Norman Rockwell" and ..

$14.95

Dish Towel - Go Away

Dish Towel - Go Away

Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of thos..

$14.95

Doomed Shot Glass

Doomed Shot Glass

This formidable shot glass is Fred's tribute to the Skull of Doom, which Mayan legend claims has the..

$14.95

Earaser Eraser

Earaser Eraser

Gogh and erase your mistakes! We all make mistakes, artistic or otherwise. Take matters into you..

$6.95

Electric Pencil Sharpener

Electric Pencil Sharpener

The Kikklerland Electric Pencil Sharpener is the 'must-have' for back to school.  It has a low ..

$19.95

Emergency Meal Transport

Emergency Meal Transport

Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and rea..

$24.95

Escape Lid Lifters

Escape Lid Lifters

Deep sea critters keep your pots from boiling over Slip Fred's color-changing silicone octopus t..

$14.95

Finger Zombies

Finger Zombies

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..

$1.75

Flipside Dishwasher Sign

Flipside Dishwasher Sign

Are those dishes clean or dirty? Save yourself the trouble of constantly opening and closing the dis..

$9.95

Food Fighters Party Picks

Food Fighters Party Picks

These retro action figures are ready to commandeer your crostini, patrol your portabellas, storm you..

$12.95

Gnarly Teeth

Gnarly Teeth

Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..

$12.95

Graffiti Cocktail Shaker

Graffiti Cocktail Shaker

Philadelphia University/Kikkerland Design collaboration project winner William Kellogg's spray paint..

$29.95

Handy Man Gift Set Large

Handy Man Gift Set Large

 Includes::Handy Hammer Multi Tool with 4 screwdrivers that store in brass handle:6 in 1 Bug Pl..

$44.95

Heartful Singing Bird

Heartful Singing Bird

SOUND ACTIVATED!! HEARTFUL SINGING BLUE BIRD. Once the birdie knows that you are in the room, you ca..

$29.95

Introvert Notebooks

Introvert Notebooks

INTROVERT NOTEBOOKS CALL ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T WANT ATTENTIONWe know, you just want t..

$12.95

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..

$12.95

Log Head Rest

Log Head Rest

Relax your head and neck with this lightweight novelty log print pillow. Outside cover made of po..

$24.95

Love Potion Card

Love Potion Card

A2 greeting card for all the lovers in the house.Drink up!Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto.&n..

$4.95

Maple Candle with Wood Wick

Maple Candle with Wood Wick

This has been a popular item at Small-Mart – a great reminder of our maple syrup making traditi..

$16.95

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black

With its slim profile and foldable design, this tech-cessory is ideal for travel. Capturing your adv..

$16.95

Odour Eraser

Odour Eraser

Rub out stubborn food-prep funk! Need to rub out that onion, garlic or fish smell that lingers o..

$12.95

Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done

Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done

We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,..

$17.95

Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife

Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn ..

$17.95

Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine

Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right..

$17.95

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Oven Mitt - This is Fucking Delicious

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me ..

$17.95

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Paper Straws + Birch 144 Per Box

Wax coated food safe paper straws printed with soy based inks. A stylish alternative to plastic stra..

$10.95

Paradise Puzzle

Paradise Puzzle

550 piece puzzle featuring photography by Martin Yeeles. This picture was taken in Tucumcari, New Me..

$29.95

Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark

Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark

Place near light to charge. Glow lasts 2 hours per charge. ..

$15.95

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit

This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1x Pun..

$29.95

Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Postage Stamp Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..

$16.95

Psychic Readings Card

Psychic Readings Card

A2 greeting card for all your future predictions in extra magical metallic purple!Screen printed by ..

$4.95

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..

$9.95

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Retro Pens 5 Per Set

Do you love the show Mad Men? We do. These pens look like they were lifted off the set. Our retro se..

$9.95

Retro Switchblade Comb

Retro Switchblade Comb

A classic retro novelty. Black handle. Metal construction. Opens to 9 inches. Gift boxed. ..

$4.95

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Roadtrip Place Mat Pad

Paper place mat pad featuring photographs of roadside signs by Martin Yeeles. Twenty-four pages in a..

$24.95

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Shakespearean Insult Gum

Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..

$6.95

Shot Glasses + Skull

Shot Glasses + Skull

Awesome heavy weight glass shooters. Holds 1.5 oz. Sold here as a set of 4 glasses. Dishwasher safe...

$16.95

Skull Tidy - White

Skull Tidy - White

Keep your essentials in your head.Keys, glasses, phone, watch, loose change, and the contents of you..

$110.00

Snake and Sword Card

Snake and Sword Card

A2 greeting card featuring a serious orange snake.Screen printed by Tough Luck in Toronto. Stur..

$4.95

Stack the Bones Game

Stack the Bones Game

See how high you can stack the bones! Scary bones wood block game. Pull out the lower blocks and sta..

$36.95

Stickets Sticky Notes

Stickets Sticky Notes

By our own admission, these handy ticket-shaped notes are nifty. Stick a STICKET any place you need ..

$8.95

Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers

Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers

Spice up your table with sunk-in shakers Standard salt and pepper is so boring. Fred's SUNK-IN s..

$21.95

Surprise Tattoos

Surprise Tattoos

One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..

$9.95

Tattoo Party Tin

Tattoo Party Tin

Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, it’s..

$12.95

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Tiger Head Trophy Key Holder

Stop hunting around for your keys and use a steel animal head as a key chain. When you arrive home..

$22.95

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

Tin Foil Hat For Humans

This tin foil hat for humans offers protection against mental and psychotronic attacks from both gov..

$12.95

Transformit Eraser Kit

Transformit Eraser Kit

COMPLETE KIT - Includes 1 eraser, 4 plastic wheels, 2 wings, 1 sail, 1 spoiler, 1 jet engine and 1 g..

$12.95

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug

Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..

$16.95

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare Action Figure

William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..

$19.95

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

William Shakespeare Air Freshener

An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..

$4.95

Winestein Wine Glass Mug

Winestein Wine Glass Mug

You like sipping wine, but sometimes you're just more comfortable with a mug in your mitt. Well this..

$24.95

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

Wood Pencil Doodle Box

 Feel the nostalgia of school days past as you slide the handsome storage box open and reveal a..

$12.95

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