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Bacon Bits Mints
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavo..
$5.95
Banned Books Mug
Happiness is a good book and a warm drink.Coated ceramicHeat-reactiveMicrowave safe. Hand wash only...
$14.95
Box of Crap Packing Tape by David Shrigley
BOX OF CRAP! The perfect packing tape if you're a sender of the things or a wonderful replacement fo..
$12.95
Bracelet Flask - Chrome
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bracelet Flask - Turquoise
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Bracelet Flask - White
The Bracelet Flask is a wearable porcelain vessel that holds a shot’s worth of liquor. The shape was..
$49.95
Chemistry Book Flask
You'll really make the grade with the Chemistry book. Hidden inside is a stainless steel flask, read..
$24.95
Cold Cold Heart Ice Mould
When your love is on the rocks A warm heart is fine for playing with kittens, but when you're st..
$12.95
Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder
SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..
$11.95
Dish Towel - Born Alone, Die Alone in the Middle Cereal
At first glance, you might think that this sentiment is a little depressing. But think again! The po..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Cute Little Fuckers
This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are "Norman Rockwell" and ..
$14.95
Dish Towel - Go Away
Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of thos..
$14.95
Earaser Eraser
Gogh and erase your mistakes! We all make mistakes, artistic or otherwise. Take matters into you..
$6.95
Emergency Meal Transport
Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and rea..
$24.95
Emergency Underpants
Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared ..
$6.95
Escape Lid Lifters
Deep sea critters keep your pots from boiling over Slip Fred's color-changing silicone octopus t..
$14.95
Fan-fucking-tastic Notecard Set
Delightfully irreverent and classy, this notecard set offers 4 different greetings-all rendered in b..
$21.95
Finger Zombies
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..
$1.75
Freeze Ice Tray
Pop a cap in your glass Is your drink packin' heat? Well, cool it down with Freeze! Pop a few ro..
$16.95
Girl Squirrel Underpants
The crusade to clothe the squirrels continues! Our regular Squirrel Underpants have done wonders to ..
$7.95
Gnarly Teeth
Nine pairs of demented denturesDental hygienists have nightmares about teeth like these. Each soft v..
$12.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Beer
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$16.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Gin
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$16.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Tequila
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$16.95
Good Measure Recipe Glass - Vodka
IT'S JUST WHAT THE BARTENDER ORDEREDMix it up with GOOD MEASURE! Fred's 16-ounce measuring glasses a..
$16.95
Googly Eyes Push Pins
Push pins are boring. Sure, they hold important memos on cork boards and posters on telephone poles,..
$6.95
Handy Man Gift Set Large
Includes::Handy Hammer Multi Tool with 4 screwdrivers that store in brass handle:6 in 1 Bug Pl..
$44.95
Head for Business Mug
LET YOUR INSIDE VOICE OUTYou have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY AN..
$16.95
Lobster Hard Candy
Get out your bib, these lobster candies have all the flavor of everyone’s favorite clawed delicacy w..
$8.95
Mac & Cheese Hard Candy
If they love mac and cheese, they’ll be shocked and surprised to try Mac & Cheese Candy. This ha..
$8.95
Magic Tricks
Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..
$19.95
Mini Folding Selfie Stick - Black
With its slim profile and foldable design, this tech-cessory is ideal for travel. Capturing your adv..
$16.95
Odour Eraser
Rub out stubborn food-prep funk! Need to rub out that onion, garlic or fish smell that lingers o..
$12.95
Our Life Story Journal
With so much to pack into your lives together, it's a great idea to keep track of your hopes, dreams..
$87.95
Oven Mitt - Bitches Get Stuff Done
We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that,..
$19.95
Oven Mitt - I've Got a Knife
Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn ..
$19.95
Oven Mitt - My Favourite Salad is Wine
Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right..
$19.95
Pocket Folio - On Yer Bike Kit
This mid-century styled, book-shaped metal tin come complete with practical and helpful tools:1x Pun..
$29.95
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..
$9.95
Rescue Flashlight Power Bank
What a bright idea! A flashlight that charges your smartphone. Dimensions - W-1.25" x H-0.88" x..
$22.95
Retro Pens 5 Per Set
Do you love the show Mad Men? We do. These pens look like they were lifted off the set. Our retro se..
$9.95
Retro Switchblade Comb
A classic retro novelty. Black handle. Metal construction. Opens to 9 inches. Gift boxed. ..
$4.95
Shakespearean Insult Gum
Each set includes seven 1" (2.5 cm) tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside ..
$6.95
Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener
It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrels in underpants were inevitable. Th..
$5.95
Stickets Sticky Notes
By our own admission, these handy ticket-shaped notes are nifty. Stick a STICKET any place you need ..
$10.95
Sunk In Salt and Pepper Shakers
Spice up your table with sunk-in shakers Standard salt and pepper is so boring. Fred's SUNK-IN s..
$21.95
Surprise Tattoos
One of the strange things about tattoos is that if you get a tattoo of a flaming eagle on a motorcyc..
$9.95
Tattoo Party Tin
Ever been to a party that's so crazy you wake up with a tattoo? Well, thankfully, in this case, its..
$12.95
Trick of the Day
Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..
$19.95
Two Part Dagger Patch
How cool is this?! Brandon Ing worked with us to design a dagger patch ready to stab through anythin..
$14.95
Unzipped Glass Zipper Bag
Fun by the bagful Some things in life are fleeting. We use them once, and then relegate them to ..
$34.95
Walrus Magazine Classic Captain Canuck Club Member Mug
Keep your coffee True North Strong and Free in your very own Captain Canuck Club mug featuring Class..
$16.95
William Shakespeare Action Figure
William Shakespeare is considered by many to be the best writer of all time, so of course we made hi..
$19.95
William Shakespeare Air Freshener
An air freshener by any other name would not smell as sweet. This 4" (10.2 cm) tall William Shakespe..
$4.95
Woke AF Mug
LET YOUR INSIDE VOICE OUTYou have opinions, but sometimes you can't say them out loud. Fred's SAY AN..
$16.95
Wood Pencil Doodle Box
Feel the nostalgia of school days past as you slide the handsome storage box open and reveal a..
$12.95
Yodeling Pickle
Are you sick and tired of trying to convince a jar of pickles to yodel using melodious mind bullets ..
$19.95