Toys and Jokes
"Anti-You" Patch
The official "Anti-You" embroidered patch. Classic rocker style.4" wide, with iron-on backing, in ca..
$6.95
"Birthday Bitch" Felt Garland
Hey, B*tch, It's your Birthday!Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.76.5"..
$17.95
"COOL AS F#&K" Felt Garland
You're cool as f#&k! Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland.66" in leng..
$17.95
"Eat Chips" Felt Garland
Celebrate the little things... Like eating chips.Add a fun + festive touch to any space wi..
$17.95
"No Fun" Gold & Felt Patch
A classic "No Fun" logo patch. Soft black felt background with metallic gold embroidery - timeless!2..
$6.95
"Ready to Die" Patch
Our classic ghostly "Ready to Die" embroidered patch.3.5" x 4.5" with iron-on backing, in case ..
$6.95
"Stay Weird" Felt Garland
Life is too short to be normal. Add a fun + festive touch to any space with a felt garland..
$17.95
Blockitecture Series 1: Brutalism
Art meets science in this set of nesting hand-painted blocks. The designer’s intent was to create a ..
$39.95
Crystal Growing: Cherry Tree
Watch a festival of microcrystals grow and bloom before your eyes. The kit includes a paper tr..
$12.95
Crystal Growing: Giant Sequoia
Introducing our take on the classic crystal growing tree: the mighty Giant Sequoia. We now hav..
$12.95
Crystal Growing: Volcano
Exploding onto the crystal growing scene is our new volcano kit. The kit includes the paper fo..
$12.95
Cubebot Natural
Cubebot is a wooden toy robot inspired by Japanese Shinto Kumi-ki puzzles. Made from wood and elasti..
$27.95
Dashboard Genius - Shakespeare
Tired of yelling the same old insults at other drivers? You need inspiration! This 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) ..
$9.95
Desk Donut Pushpins and Holder
SPRINKLE YOUR PIN BOARD WITH FUN!Desk Donut is a drool-worthy, pink-frosted donut eraser that's "spr..
$11.95
Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh underpants when YOU need them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you ..
$10.95
Finger Zombies
Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber,..
$1.75
Gradient Puzzle - Black/White
Bryce Wilner’s Gradient Puzzle is a vibrant way to meditate on color. The act of putting it together..
$29.95
Grump Notebooks
The perfect spot to record every crabby contemplationNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we tho..
$12.95
Handicorn Finger Puppets
EXCUSE ME SIR, I MUST TELL YOU YOUR HAND IS MAJESTICYour hand is fine, but it lacks a certain… magic..
$12.95
Heartful Singing Bird
SOUND ACTIVATED!! HEARTFUL SINGING BLUE BIRD. Once the birdie knows that you are in the room, you ca..
$29.95
Hipster Mustache
You've got the tousled hair, the mismatched clothes and the ridiculous sunglasses, but something is ..
$6.95
Hypno Glasses
You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us suggest that you bu..
$12.95
Inflatable Toast
Inflatable toast is easily transportable and has no crumbsToast is great, but it's hard to keep in y..
$7.95
Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY TEENY-WEENY CHICKENSGreat as a set, but you can also take them out and s..
$12.95
Magic Tricks
Entertain and irritate everyone around you with this set of seven classic magic tricks. Includes Mer..
$19.95
Magic Two Part Patch
Get your spooky magic on with this one!2.5” x 7” with iron-on backing, in case you are lacking in th..
$12.95
Plaque Puzzle - Atlas Moose
Colorful sturdy MDF heads take wildlife decor to fashionable heights. : easily asse..
$46.95
Plaque Puzzle - Unicorn
Giant 3D wall art to inspire adventure stories and lively conversations. Comes with metal keyhole fo..
$46.95
Playing Cards - Glow in the Dark
Place near light to charge. Glow lasts 2 hours per charge. ..
$15.95
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make ..
$9.95
Puzzlehead Puzzle
Puzzlehead is both a brainteaser and construction toy, inspired by the doodles of artist-cartoonist-..
$29.95
Remote Control Walking Zombie
Run! Hide! Barricade yourself in the basement of an abandoned farmhouse! This 7-3/4" tall, plastic R..
$44.95
Spinney Wind Up
Spinney was created in deepest New Jersey, in the basement of a turn of the century Arts and Crafts ..
$16.95
Trick of the Day
Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each s..
$19.95
Yin Yang Bunny Patch
The No Fun Press Yin Yang Bunny patch is sure to please! 4" tall, with iron-on backi..
$6.95
Yum-Bots Children's Utensils
TAKE ME TO YOUR FEEDERDomo arigato, Mister Yumbot-o! Junior will be snacking on some sci-fi fun with..
$14.95